Video Post - Nuking a Huge Blue Fox Fur Collar

I'm early for the next 20 years:

Cumshot on Huge Blue Fox Fur Coat Collar

 

Victim of the PornHub purge. I was not 'verified'.

Video Post - Cumming on a Blue Fox Fur Hat

I made a thing. After like 20 years, so I think this covers me for the next 20, so enjoy.

Cumming on a Blue Fox Fur Hat

Victim of the PornHub purge. I was not 'verified'. 

FCR Studios Collaboration: Some Random Blond

Another DYHTIALS mod, posted without comment, for some strange reason. Consider it an invitation to use your own dirty little minds…

Original can be found here.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: J

FCR: Finally. “Do it Like A Dude” is kinda an anthem around here.
JJ: That song is from six years ago, mate.
FCR: We were… busy… listening… to it.

Filming a new video for a song we didn’t even have to create parody lyrics for was job #1. Naturally, we had a lot more to work with to really punctuate the “Grab my crotch” line. Suffice to say, the meatspin effect worked in our favor, and watching her cum like that with a bunch of fox fur video ‘hos around was quite impressive.

Up next is another re-release for “Bang Bang”, because we didn’t have to re-write that one either, and Ariana was happy to pitch in one some video-ho spit-roasting.

FCR Studios Collaboration: Blue Fox Back Blastin’

Model: “I keep hearing some grunts and things behind me… and there’s this… smell…”

FCR: “Nope, don’t notice anything. It’s probably… the wind.”

Model: “There’s no windows in the studio…”

FCR: “I’m bad at this.”

Swiftly Spunked

Taylor’s impressed with the size of the ball blasts she milks from the horny roadies who complimented her new fox coat. They were particularly eager for some cuff jobs from the fresh soft fox, which quickly resulted in a soggy mess of jizz caked the arms of the big fur coat. While she pumped hard roadie dick with her fur, the rest banged her collar and fluffy pink fox hat until they shot chunky nut all over her.

By the time it was over, she needed to get a new coat from her dressing room, and by then, the boys were all hard again…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Kat

FCR: Sorry about the show. But, your talent was wasted and, bright side, you’re here!
KD: Were the jazz hands really necessary? Anyway… Yeah, need to work out some aggression. Seems like having a giant dick might help.
FCR: I pretty much guarantee that.

Kat debuted in the gritty drama: 1 Rich Super Hung Bitch. She stars as Maxima, the owner of New York’s hottest restaurant, Haus of Nut. The hot, young, fur-clad, bimbo socialite clientele can’t enough of the cocktails thanks to the special ingredient: Max’s thick, steamy spunk.

We also gave her some showcase series work. Kat Coats Your Coats is a “gonzo” series where she visits furriers and pretends to shop until hot sales girls notice her giant bulge. Then she whips it out and unloads all over the nearest rack of new furs, in what, the note from our legal department reminds me to state, is a completely staged affair.

Finally, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put use her as “intended” with the Sullen Goth Teen Has Angry Fur Sex series. Kat pretty much just ad-libs and we’re already up to episode 41.

Right, you’re broke, I get it. Fine. I’ll eliminate that excuse as well.

Disclaimy shit: I ain’t GIMP support. GIMP isn’t Photoshop, but it’s not MS Paint either. You may need to familiarize yourself a bit with it in general if you’ve never ever tried anything like this before. Google up a few intro GIMP tutorials if you need to get a solid feel for it.

You’ll also need to know how and where to install bushes and plug-ins. I’m sorry, but GIMP didn’t cut the mustard out of the box. Again, Google is your friend. Learning how to deal with crap like that is a hallmark of open source software. If you get too fed up with it, remember: Photoshop, ten bucks a month.

What You Need

GIMP: (Surprise!) Open source image manipulation program. It’s free.

GIMP BrushBox v2: (Optional-ish) Brushes. A solid set of free brushes that work well for painting cum and are used in the tutorial example. Painting jizz with a standard round brush is… disappointing. Like usual on DeviantArt, the subtly-colored download link is on the right column, usually between an ad and a “More from..” section.

GIMP Layer Effects: Plug-In. Various places on the Internet will describe this as adding “Photoshop-like” layer effects to GIMP. This is bullshit, but you’ll use the Drop Shadow effect anyway.

Glass or Bevel: Plug-In. This adds something closer to the required Photoshop hi-gloss bevel effect. Please pay attention to the following statement: SAVE THE FILE WITHOUT THE .TXT EXTENSION. It should look like this in your plug-in folder: “glass_or_bevel_v1.03.py”. (Without the quotes.) If you’ve left .txt, it won’t work. If your Windows Explorer is not set to show filename extensions, it may be hard to to change it until so enabled (or just save the file again and edit the name correctly before hitting save.)

A Metric Fuckton of Patience: Sadly there’s nowhere to download this from currently.

GIMP Tutorial

Presented in order. Tumblr re-naming means that you should probably prep to tap out some relevant numerals of your own when you save them.

FCR Studios Collaboration: Silver Fox Mall Maul

The studio received a note suggesting the furs we used were “too small” and offering a sample of something more “appropriate.” I called BS, because we had all our mega foxes custom made already, but I figured a few of the ladies wouldn’t mind humiliating some poser in public at the meet location in a nearby mall.

Sophie, Jaime, Emma, and Krysten slipped on our biggest foxes and arrived to find something… amazing. Suffice to say, there were some big tents popping in front of our gal’s furs when the biggest silver fox coat any of them had ever seen appeared. I’d like to say they had a polite chat about where the studio could source more furs like the one the model was wearing… But…

So, various police reports with charges like “indecent exposure” and “lewd public acts” later, the Studio lawyers got all of the mall security footage, not to mention about 50 different cell-phone angles, and it ended up being one of our biggest earners of the year.

The fox certainly earned some of the ladies’ biggest loads of the year. The massive, oversized fur drove them into a sexual frenzy, humping and fucking it until their massive nuts were spewing jizz like firehoses in the middle of the mall concourse.

Felt a little sorry for the janitors on duty that night…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jordana

FCR: Oooo! Lucy Diamond!
JB: Wait… You wanted me because of some indie movie from 2004?
FCR: Totally rooting for you in that. The D.E.B.S. were total squares.
JB: I was in five Fast & Fur-
FCR: Obviously I always kinda like to imagined you had a dick, too. Now we can take care of that.
JB: Um, sure…?

Naturally the first order of business was the quasi-long-awaited, quasi-authorized sequel: Lucy Diamond Destroys the D.E.B.S. with her Dong. Basically just Jordana going full domme bitch on a succession of bolt-on bimbos in custom made fox fur school-girl outfits.

Miss Tessmacher mentioned her involvement in another popular film franchise involving some sort of car chases. I wiki’d it and knocked out a script for her to play a globe totting “extreme” secret agent called xXx who saves the world with her huge uncut cock from an evil organization of bimbos intent on stealing all the world’s fur coats.

Miss Tessmacher suggested I had read the wrong Wikipedia entry, but I countered that this shit wrote itself, so I wasn’t going to sweat it.

Chelsea’s FurJob (Un)Happy Ending

Coyote cuffs get the job done, though, sadly, they are not rewarded for their effort. A travesty, really.

As the previous gifs attest, the fur did most of the work yet got none of the long, steamy streams of spunk that resulted. This is just common courtesy, ladies, please keep it in mind so that you do not repeat this minor social faux pas when you find yourself in a similar situation.

FCR Studios: The Foxing Files 2

We shot the second in our dogging update series at a car dealership full of horny guys who were very happy to see their receptionist swapped out with our blonde hottie in a huge dyed fox fur bolero jacket. They didn’t need a lot of direction to know this thick, soft beauty needed a fresh coat of thick, sticky dye…

Wasn’t long before five or six long cocks were humping away at the deep, thick fur. Most were leaking uncontrollably, leaving wet, slick streaks with each frenzied thrust. Marie hardly had to help much, though she gave few loving sucks and, far more often, some much needed attention with those heavy sleeves. Pretty soon they were shooting off all over the big collar, sending thick bolts of pent-up cocksnot steaming into the fur. The jacket’s collar didn’t survive the wet white onslaught of jizz. It was soaked completely with spunk by the time they were done.

We handed out some complimentary fox hats and boas to give the guys an outlet for their new fetish before shutting down the shoot, and a free three-month subscription to the site! Least we could do.

FCR New Releases: Dogging Foxes 43

Marvel at FCR Studios latest “get.”

We put her in a huge silver fox collar, drove her out to a field, and came all over it. (The Dogging Foxes series isn’t exactly plot heavy, so I’m not sure that can be considered a spoiler.) Brie turned out to be a rather enthusiastic cock-sucker and managed to get one load right on her face. (We fired that guy.)

Turns out she decided she liked it, so she’ll be back for a few more installments at a later date. She also signed up for episodes of Foxy Gloryholes, CFNM Fur Salon, and Brie’s Blue Fox Bukkake.

Strangely, we were up to episode 7 of that last series before she even signed a contract with us.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jaime

FCR: Comfy?
JM: This seems a little much.
FCR: Not for you, my lady. You’ve been a ‘get’ for us for quite some time.
JM: Really?
FCR: Of course, I fell in love with yo- er, the company appreciated your genre work in Warehouse 13. We’ve wanted you on board ever sense.
JM: I see…
FCR: So… yes… Uh… Get, get… on down there.
[pause]
FCR [intercom]: Miss Teschmacher, did that go well?
ET: [intercom]: No.

Purely coincidentally, Miss Murray became a marquee star at FCR Studios.

She headlined the Whorehouse 13 franchise as the super genius shemale madame H.G. (Hung Greatly) Dongs. She and her sexy cadre of hyper-hung operatives cross the globe to recover the world’s most powerful sex toy artifacts and keep them safe from a dangerous cabal of busty bimbos intent on world domination and frilly pink redecorating.

We tried a more… avant-garde production called Jaime Has A Totally Casual Lunch with the FCR Studio President, but… returns were… flat. Still, we’re going for a sequel anyway! Despite what that buzzkill, Miss Teschmacher says.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Lucy

FCR: Well, pretty is covered, but we don’t do “little” here, so it’s going be really hard to lie about.
LH: I don’t think they’ll want me back.
FCR: Heh, I said really har-
LH: -Focus!
FCR: Ah, right, yes, head on down, lab’s ready.

Had no idea what that show was about, and it certainly wasn’t on my binge watch to-do list, so we debuted Lucy in a flick called Hot Hung Prevaricator. In it, Lucy tells hot, big boobed starlets in huge fur coats that she doesn’t have a giant dick and won’t cum all over their expensive new coats and their cute faces. But that’s exactly what happens! Sure, I thought the premise was a little flimsy, but we’re in production on Hot Hung Prevaricator 27 now.

Based on the success of her first series, we rolled out another series called Lucy’s Hail. That’s just scenes of Lucy furring herself off over groups of bimbos restrained in fur coat bondage.

At the moment I’m working on something a little more substantial: a period piece, Hale to the Queen. After that, I think I’m out of puns.

FCR New Releases: Très Jolie

A very special guest star plays sub for a trio of stiff dommes: Krysten, Katy, and Natalie.

The film is about a famous actress kidnapped to be the sexual plaything of a group of billionaire dominatrixes with giant wangs. Basically, the script was more believable than 50 Shades of Grey, so we went with it.

A few tidbits that’ll end up the commentary track I’ll share now:

We shot the public facial humiliation sequence guerilla style. Turns out no matter how famous you are, it’s really hard to recognize you with most of your face covered in Krysten’s jizz. More bystanders noticed the smell first, since the floor length, oversized blue fox coat and hat she was wearing was about quart heavier from spunk, but still “subtly” camouflaged by the light shade of fur.

Fresh off a major orgasm, Krysten “maintained” for a few minutes into the shoot, but became incredibly aroused again and started ad-libbing orders for Angelina. The script called for them to walk from point A to point B, but Krysten ordered her to start scooping cum off the coat collar and eat it. Then, the attractive blonde at a bus stop got a full handful of drying, marbled jizz smeared across the back of her mink coat as they past. It was only luck she was really bitching someone out on the phone at the time.

After leaving a trail of smeared jizz across many blocks in their wake, the two reached the pick-up point hopped into the van, and, well, you’ll get the results of that as an extra on the BluRay. Took a while to hose it out…

FCR Studios: The Foxing Files 1

FCR Studios announces our take on the “dogging” formula: Foxing. We outfit our “aspiring starlets” in the most lux fox furs and film in daylight! (The bit with the blow-bang seemed okay, so we kept that.)

File 1 is Missy, a French girl who was a little worried about getting spunk in her eyes. We tried to tell her that wouldn’t be an issue, but let her wear the sunglasses anyway. Turns out it wasn’t! The horny bunch of anonymous dongs did their jobs right and unloaded all over the that big soft collar.

We let Missy keep the coat.

So I’ll try to sprinkle in a few more of these “classic style” to keep the original blog “theme” going a bit.  I didn’t completely intend for this to become my “phake shemale blog”.

Not that I mind, of course, I appreciate that people like them. It’s just that going back and posting more “original style” content probably won’t make them happy, just like posting only shemale phakes probably wasn’t super great for some of the people following for the original style content (cum on fur coats, yep, check the subhead). Surprisingly, not everyone likes girls with giant penises. I have learned to accept this.

Anyway, my other option is to create blog #3. But that means asking 1 party to follow it. Which is, though certainly categorized as minor/1st world, an inconvenience. I don’t wish to inconvenience anyone either.

It’s… vexing. Yes. Vexing.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Felicity

FJ: I’m pleased you were able to work me in so quickly. I suppose you have worked with previous leading ladies in the series…
FCR: We have an… open door policy… for certain genre work.
FJ: Will I have to do a parody? After all my character-
FCR: -Whoops, spoilers. And yes, you will. Don’t worry, we’re not exactly doing shot-for-shot remakes here. Liberties… are taken. Big, meaty, liberties. Speaking of which, lab’s ready for you, head downstairs.

Thus the third installment in the Fox Wars series introduces elite Imperial Commando Jill Offso. The leader of the personal guard of The Baroness and her apprentice, Poundya, Jill and her thick white fox “armor” alternately enjoys 3-ways with the bosses and dangerous missions behind enemy lines of the rebel Bimbo Alliance.

Felicity’s other projects include Felicity Fucks your Fox, where she hunts down online classified listings for good looking, huge fox coats. If the owner is a hot chick, Felicity knocks her out, ties her up, waits for her to wake up, then fucks the coat in front of her until she unleashes a massive nut bomb all over it, destroying it.

Felicity’s very excited about the series and keeps filming new scenes, though someone from legal keeps emailing wanting to talk about it. I keep telling them that all the capital letters and exclamation points are rude.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Krysten

FCR [intercom]: …no, Miss Teschmacher, why would I have that, I haven’t had a DVD player in years… Wait, she’s walking in now…
FCR: Hi there, my secretary recommen- Oh, wow, you’re amaze-balls hot. Yeah, head right on down, here’s a VIP pass, I’ll ring up the Lab Directorate and get you bumped to the head of the line.
KR: ….

Great leaders listen. While I was only marginally aware of Miss Ritter’s existence, that doesn’t mean she’s disqualified from receiving a comprehensive interview to determine her suitability for participation in our programs. It just so happens she passed with flying colors.

Great leaders also say “amaze-balls” out loud.

Krysten is debuting on our new FCRFlix subscription service in the lead role of our FCR Cinematic Universe tie-in: Jonesing for Jessica’s Johnson. Jessica has the power to continually maintain a massive erection and never run out of cum while fucking bimbo sluts if she wears huge fox fur coats. A bimbo crime-wave threatens to bring the city to its knees, and only the endless streams of jizz from her massive dong can stop it!

Satisfied Selfie

Recording her success, this busty blond poses with the five of eight spunk loads her crystal fox stroller soaked up in the hotel men’s room. She’d leave the coat in the dumpster out back and go shopping for a new one with the fresh scent of spunk still in her hair.