Tuesday, February 25, 2014

"The Backseat" - by FurCreamer

Author's Note: Oh yeah, this gets the "don't do this" disclaimer. Otherwise, enjoy this entirely fictional affair where property is stolen and destroyed.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Fur Coat Cleaning Tips

There are two ways to do it, basically:

Either way, priority one is: Act Quickly. Don’t let it dry. This applies in all cases. Sure, you just blew your load and you’re feeling kinda lethargic, but the time to act is ‘now.’

Cleaning Option 1: use a damp paper towel to remove most of the “deposits”, then gently use more damp paper towels to help ‘break up’ the semen. The fur will look ‘wetter’, but getting water on it is not a big deal, just don’t soak it down to the leather, that is bad. After you’ve got most of it, use a fine hairbrush on the area, then let it dry. After it’s dry, some of it will still be “stiff”, but you can use your fingers to work out the stiff clumps and it should be “almost” good as new.

Cleaning Option 2: Use a small hose attached to some kind of wet capable vacuum to suck it off. That is basically Pavlo’s method.

I hesitate to mention this, because I personally think it’s gross, but someone pointed out that you don’t really need a vacuum for Option 2 if you have… a straw… and… a desire to consume ejaculate…

I am entirely bereft of the latter.

Monday, February 10, 2014

"Locker F69" - by FurCreamer

Disclaimer: It is with some understanding of the irony that I will say this story is “violent”. Of course, no human being is harmed in it.