Tuesday, December 27, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Evan

FCR [intercom]: Miss Teschmacher!
ET [intercom]: Yes?
FCR [intercom]: Why is there an “Evan” scheduled for an interview today? We create works of genetic art here, Miss Teschmacher, goddesses. We are not some… ugh… male enhancement clinic…
ET [intercom]: (audible heavy sigh) Did you read the rest of the name?
FCR [intercom]: (pause) I fail to see how that is cogent to this conversation.
ET [intercom]: Maybe you should?
FCR [intercom]: (pause) Wood? Well, Miss Teschmacher, I’m as game for a good dick pun as anyone… perhaps more… but that doesn’t change-
ET [intercom]: - The middle-
FCR [intercom]: - Oh Miss Teschmacher, just remembered, I finished bingeing that West-thingie on HBO last night. When are we getting that Dolores hottie in here?
ET [intercom]: (audible sound of a forehead hitting a desk)
I understand Miss Teschmacher is enjoying her raise. Well deserved, I might add.

Fun Facts: I looked up how to spell Miss Teschmacher correctly.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Natalie

NP: You worked on that new bitch, right?
FCR: Contextually speaking, I think I get you, yeah.
NP: Well, new Star Wars movie is out, I think it’s time for a come back.
FCR: Heh, you said cu-
NP: -Shut up and give me a giant dick.
It took a little (more) convincing, but getting Natalie to debut in the Fox Wars sequel was a done deal once a full-length chinchilla fur coat was applied to her freshly grown mega-appendage.

Natalie starred as Dark Baroness of the Spunk’s new hung apprentice, Poundya. After intense meatsaber training (which sounds more scifi than “a crapton of frot scenes”), they embark together to rid the universe of the Bimbo Alliance.

Pondya’s massive high-collared, floor-length black fox cape strikes terror in bimbos everywhere, as they know they’ll soon be vanquished and at the mercy of her most powerful weapon.

(Spoiler alert: it’s her dick.)

Sunday, November 27, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Olivia

The One-Bone-Bukkake Division welcomed a new “member” when Olivia signed up. Member… get it? I mean… she has a… Eh, forget it.

Oh, sure, it was pointed out she isn’t Japanese, but this is porn, and such minor details are irrelevant at best.

Olivia rapidly became an expert at turning hot busty bimbos in huge fox fur coats into big, sticky cumcicles. Her massive, uncut cum cannon can put out a few quarts a minute when she’s really turned on. (And that is often.)

Friday, November 18, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Katy

KP: You made me a blonde last time.
FCR: That was early, and I was just fucking around. Be proud, you sorta inspired me to do more.
KP: Get it right this time, fuckwit.
FCR: Yes, ma’am.
KP: And bigger tits.
Never let it be said client satisfaction is not our #1 priority. And dick size… Client satisfaction and dick size are our #1 priority. Oh, and spunk volume… Client satisfaction, dick size, and cum volume are our #1 priority.

Katy was off cranking out some new music vids pretty quickly, and they involved a lot of cranking. Her first was a followup to her first big hit, titled “I Fucked a Girl and Soaked Her with Gallons of Shemale Cum.”

And she reissued “Peacock.” (Which, really, required no parody tweaking at all.)

Friday, October 28, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Emma

FCR: “Oh, right, you’re actually a blond.”
ES: “Shut up and cock me. Big time.”
FCR: “Sure thing.”
The lab boys demoed a few options in the showroom, and she fell in love with a nice, meaty foreskin. I think the “big time” part worked out nicely, as well.

Comedy generally isn’t our genre, but we debuted her in Superboner, as an “awkward” girl trying to lose her virginity, but constantly foiled by the size of her cock. She’s forced to get off on the rich girls’ big fur coats every time, showering them with quarts of cum. The movie ends “happily” with her finding a girl who can actually take her massive dong. In reality, that scene was CGI because, well… let’s face facts, there isn’t a va’jay’jay actually capable of taking it.

She currently stars in the Emma’s Stones series, a loving ode to her massive nutsac and how efficiently it obliterates the faces and furs of any starlet we put in front of her.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Daisy

“I don’t want to be typecast.”

“Why would you be- oh, riiiight… Well, one jumbo meatsaber, coming right up- What? Why are you glaring at me?”

It took a little convincing but debuting in Fox Wars: The Force Uncut was a go when I explained she’d be playing the Dark Baroness of the Spunk, dedicated to wiping out the threat posed to galactic order by a rebel force of big boobed bimbos. Because bimbos aren’t good at running galaxy-spanning empires, they lack the proper organizational skills.

Saving the universe with her shiny, new, massive, uncut tool and mind control powers proves a simple task, as bimbo after bimbo falls to her and is left a quivering heap, covered in thick, sticky jizz.

We let her branch out a bit after that, of course. She’s fond of the Planting Daisy series where she tries to fit her cock into a series of fur bound victims volunteers’ pussies. We’re 0 for 45 on that, but she’s a real professional and is always ready to try again…

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Fitting Room

Yasmin found this shot on her phone the next morning, but the night before was a little hazy. It certainly helped explain why she woke up on the floor of a fitting room in one of the city’s biggest fur salons smelling like used spunk.

She climbed out of the pile of huge fox coats, hats, stoles and muffs, all slick and wet in various places with the runny residue of the previous night’s fur coated debauchery.

Yasmin slipped out the back, leaving the hundreds of thousands of dollars of jizz-blasted, ruined fur steaming on the fitting room floor behind. Her own slimy, soggy fox coat dragged behind her, leaving wet streaks on the carpet as she went.

As she exited the back of the store her phone chimed. She hurriedly snapped the phone from her pocket and frowned when she couldn’t find a dry spot to wipe the stickiness from the surface. Even through the streaks, the GIF that appeared of her using the long sleeves of her fox coat on an enormous cock while strings of white cum shot into the fur was obvious.

Nicely looped as well.

The message that followed simply said, WNT MOAR, FUR SLUT? Followed by a number.

Yasmin began to dial.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Kate

“I want a massive dick to fuck hot, bimbo bitches in fur coats and bathe them sticky jizzum.”

“You’re pretty forward… and kinda scary… I like that.”


We managed to work that out. And, wow, do I love a lady who enjoys type casting. Some unique engineering was involved in creating a new bodysuit… roomy… enough for her new appendage, but once that was handled, Kate debuted as Madame Selenah, a bad-ass vampire dominatrix in furs waging a war in the shadows to save the world from a cabal of werebimbos in CumEverywhereWorld.

It’s not a particularly difficult campaign, because werebimbos aren’t really that smart…

Mixing up all the fake blood for the action scenes took a while, fortunately, Kate’s new mega nuts took care of all the gallons of semen required for sex scenes.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Emma

One +5 Staff of Bukkake coming right up!

The lab boys reported she did not appreciate the humor, but obviously, the procedure went well.

She quickly debuted as Harmony Greatdong of Foxcocks School of Smoking Hot Witch Babes in Fur. (Motto: Long Name, Quality Education in Fashion and Thaumaturgy.) Covens of hot chicks with big dicks in huge fox coats made for big box office so we got sequels galore out of that one.

Harmony Greatcock and the Goblet of Horse Jizzum was somewhat controversial due to the use of real horse jizz, but we felt artistic integrity demanded it.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Party On

Getting drunk and giving furjobs to the boys at the senior mixer made Jenny and Ivy the toast of the party. They probably did not realize how much slimy, sticky nut the big fox and lynx coats would actually soak up after all of the horny cocks got a taste of the soft, thick fur and their big balls went into overdrive.

The girls lost count of how much spunk shot into the soft, defenseless pelts after a few hours, only that it eventually got a lot more difficult to find a dry spot to fuck. The boys were back for sloppy seconds by then so they didn’t care if they busted another gummy wad of cock-snot with a soggy patch of ruined fur. The sight of the hot babes in huge, cum-covered fur coats kept their dicks hard, and balls churning all night long.

Tried something different with this one. For those who might think my “official method” a tad tedious, I stumbled across this set of PS cum layer styles. I rate them… “serviceable.” There’s a lot of styles in the pack and like most things, it works best if you do a little mix’n’match and tweaking.

You still have to paint your own jizz, so that step is non-negotiable, but all the bits with the layer copy/paste/mask/etc. is saved using these.

You can find the links on this board. I think the Mediafire one was dead when I tried, but the Mega one worked.

I’ll probably return to my method, and use these for a little extra support, but figured they were worth mentioning.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jennifer

Just head downstairs, no need to apply, we’ll set you up with something special…

Actually, she may have accidentally tripped into the studio foyer on a morning jog, but, hey, why look a gift horse in the mouth… or the genetically modified dick?

The whole 3rd leg thing only seemed to improve her balance, and our box office, with a debut performance in the dystopian sci-fi epic The Spunking Games, where her massive endowment volunteers her to compete for her MegaFox Tribe at the Capital Furriers to see who can cover the most big titted sluts in spunk.

Notes: Pretty sure she’s obligatory in this racket, heh. Not to say that I don’t find her attractive, of course, but most of the subjects I choose are more for general “fame” than personal preference. Would you believe I haven’t seen an episode of Game of Thrones since season two.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Iggy

The interview was a little awkward, but we Googled her and turns out she was actually sorta famous, so what the hell, welcome aboard! Nothing boosts sagging album sales like a giant dong. At least that is the motto in FCR Studios’ music division. It occurs to me a quick check of the books might be in order…

As I usually do, I sampled the product with the mute button, but the production work for the debut video “Sticky” was top-notch. It’s funny, you’d think 3:19 of her busting nut on herself in various poses while wearing different huge fox coats would get old, but nope, really rather riveting viewing, especially as she got quite the top-notch set of balls, real sludge-shooters.

Figured I should get this one out, as the clock on those 15 minutes is probably running out, heh. Reminds me, I think I have a Jessie J laying around hard drive somewhere, too.

Monday, July 4, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Natalie

FCR Studios Head Office Surveillance Transcript Time Stamp 09:45–
ND: “You gave those bitches giant cocks? I want one, too, bigger!”
FCRS: “Okay, first off, ‘bitches’ is a very derog-”
ND: “-Bigger! Or I will feed this to you. Anally.”
FCRS: “I believe you have my stapler… and, uh, I think we can work something out…”
It’s not like we were going to say “no” in the first place. The equine hybrid division worked up something special for her, and she was rather pleased. Then again, what girl wouldn’t be with an erection measuring 16 inches at full staff?

None I’d want to hire, that’s for sure.

The requisite Game of Fucks orgy sequence with Lena and Sophie ended up costing a fortune in furs, but that too was quite worth it.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Gal

While butthurt fanboy response to the summer blockbuster in which she guest-starred generally spared her, Gal decided she’d equip herself with something to truly spread some epic butthurt. We set her up with something from the “Hot-Kinky-Jo-would-say-‘No’“ department.

She debuted as (the completely original IP) Wonder Fetish Woman, in a red, white, and blue caped mega fox and hat with her Blue Fox Fur Boa of Submission she uses on all her villainous female foes. The BFFBS doesn’t actually have any powers (except for a very long acronym). She just uses it to tie them up while she pounds their vulnerable asses with her giant cock before unloading massive amounts of thick, steaming cocksnot all over their faces.

Monday, June 13, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Lena

She’s known for playing a blonde schemer, but Lena felt it was time to embrace her true brunette badass. Besides, she couldn’t let Sophie have all the fun.

Obviously, she debuted in the Game of Fucks series as Sopie’s rival, sorta like bringing in Joan Collins on Dynasty. (If you’re old enough to get that reference, you’re waaaay old enough to be reading this.) As an FCR production, this wasn’t some palace intrigue BS, but a full on sexfight with both hung hotties in mega fox coats sword-fighting it out until they were splattered with thick ropes of each-others goo.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Sophie

Sophie grew up on show where most chicks just got naked and fucked, so she decided she wanted to join the winning team. We said: no problem, and you can put most of your teammates to shame.

She debuted in Game of Fucks, playing the hung queen of a modern, oil-rich northern nation who rules with an iron dong while enjoying frequent orgies among her opulently fur-clad palace concubines.

We’re developing a new series where she gets telekinetic powers she uses to pull hot babes in huge furs off the street to fuck in back alleys.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Chloë

Not like she had a Disney rep to live down, but decided she might as well go all in after a string of R-rated hits. We said that would not be a problem. Granted, with the new hardware we grafted onto her, it’s going to be hard to go “all in” to anything…

Chloë debuted in Big Madame Fuckshine, playing the alpha bitch in a fur fashion beauty pageant who makes sure her hot rivals end up passed out and covered in spunk before the mega fox finals.

She moved on to the Fur Hit Girl series, where, in a future where furs are the most valuable commodities in the world, Chloë’s big balls are in high demand for destroying the net worth of rivals.

Friday, May 6, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Vanessa

Vanessa arrived needing a little career re-boot, so we installed something as long as a boot between her legs and sent her back to school, because porn is still all about parody.

Vanessa debuted as Gabriella Gooslinger: “head” instructrix at the Blue Fox School for Exotic Dancing in Fur. Gabriella’s classes usually don’t end up with a lot of dancing, just a bunch of exhausted, nubile young ladies in spunk splattered fox hats, boas and stoles.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Squad-mates Margo & Cara

These ladies really enjoyed working together recently and really wanted to keep the balls rolling, so to speak.

They immediately hit big as FCR Studio’s latest super-villainess Foxly Spurts and The Furchantress. Mostly robbing fur salons and leaving their cute sales girls in a pile of spunk covered fox coats, they handily (and voluminously) over-come any inept fur-clad superheroines who try to stop them.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Cumming on Cobie

The ending of the TV show was a disappointment, but the wet, sticky climax of How I Met Anna, Jenna, and Kristen’s Giant Dongs was much more satisfying, particularly for Anna, Jenna and Kristen.

Cobie might have been skilled at milking entire helicarrier’s worth of jizz, but swallowing these giant artillery pieces was a little much even for her. Fortunately, her massive, hooded, red fox fur coat took on most of the challenge, and the pounding, from the ladies’ raging fucksticks.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Mary Elizabeth

What happens after you star in a monster movie? You want to monster-up. Upon this feeble premise, Mary-E dropped by the lab, and we hooked her up. Literally… there’s a machine involved and everything.

Now’s she’s a key “member” of the FCR Studios uncut crew. Get it? Member? Cuz… like, the… you know… anyway…

Phakery Notes: Yeah, I know, another one and she’s not actually wearing any fur or anything remotely suggestive of it, but honestly the pose was a little hard to pass up for my purposes…
So the bedspread had to suffice. She had fun with it, at least.

Friday, March 11, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Anna

Obviously, we were pleasantly surprised when Anna walked in, desperate to be the “next big thing.”
We obliged.

Debuting in Third Leg Fur Fucker, Anna immediately shot to super-stardom, along with shooting a few gallons of cum that’s thick as pudding. After her scenes, the clean-up requires a trowel, and no fur survives contact with her mega dong.

Anna headlines multiple franchises now, including Mega Fox Executionatrix, Goddess Anna: Domme Bitch in Mega Fox, Bukkake Fur Salon, and Anna’s Happy Fun Time Fur Show.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Loading Up On Lea

As this handy before-and-after illustrates, Katy and Scarlett indulged their inner and outer freak when hosing down this geek. Despite not being very gentle about it everyone came away with a smile, Lea’s just happened to be plastered with shemale cum.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Liv

Generally hi-fantasy isn’t much for fantastical furs, but FCR Studios signed Liv and decided to change that. Staring as the well endowed Elf queen Creema, she cut a juicy path of destruction through every full length mega fox she found with her powers of “white magic.”

White, sticky, smelly magic, to be precise. Suffice to say, in this magic kingdom, the furs were right out off the “epic” racks and went right into the dumpster once Liv’s fat hard dick was finished with them.