Video Post - Nuking a Huge Blue Fox Fur Collar

I'm early for the next 20 years:

Cumshot on Huge Blue Fox Fur Coat Collar

 

Victim of the PornHub purge. I was not 'verified'.

FurCreamer GIFs Again

One of the oldest things I ever capped, “Sex Secrets of Hollywood Call Girls,” a barely noticeable porno from the age of shitty VHS video. Google can’t even dig up records of its existence. …or I got the name wrong… Either way, the Porno Hall of Fame is not keeping a seat warm for it.

It had some follow-through as the blue fox fur coat on the cover was in the video. Not that it was put to any good use, of course. This is pretty much almost all of it, in handy GIF form.

And yes, it was in color. Fun fact: low-quality caps of already grimy VHS video do not make for small GIFs in full color, even really short ones.

The Gangs All Here

All my foxes are back on the premises. It’s funny, having had them loaned out for so long, it’s kinda like getting a pile of new fox coats all at once. That’s a good feeling, heh.

Anyway, I think Eva may be calling it day, so that’s why they’re back with me now. Upside, any other reputable purveyors of pornography who may wish to do some borrowing, let me know.

Group shot:

FCR Studios Collaboration: Silver Fox Mall Maul

The studio received a note suggesting the furs we used were “too small” and offering a sample of something more “appropriate.” I called BS, because we had all our mega foxes custom made already, but I figured a few of the ladies wouldn’t mind humiliating some poser in public at the meet location in a nearby mall.

Sophie, Jaime, Emma, and Krysten slipped on our biggest foxes and arrived to find something… amazing. Suffice to say, there were some big tents popping in front of our gal’s furs when the biggest silver fox coat any of them had ever seen appeared. I’d like to say they had a polite chat about where the studio could source more furs like the one the model was wearing… But…

So, various police reports with charges like “indecent exposure” and “lewd public acts” later, the Studio lawyers got all of the mall security footage, not to mention about 50 different cell-phone angles, and it ended up being one of our biggest earners of the year.

The fox certainly earned some of the ladies’ biggest loads of the year. The massive, oversized fur drove them into a sexual frenzy, humping and fucking it until their massive nuts were spewing jizz like firehoses in the middle of the mall concourse.

Felt a little sorry for the janitors on duty that night…

Chelsea’s FurJob (Un)Happy Ending

Coyote cuffs get the job done, though, sadly, they are not rewarded for their effort. A travesty, really.

As the previous gifs attest, the fur did most of the work yet got none of the long, steamy streams of spunk that resulted. This is just common courtesy, ladies, please keep it in mind so that you do not repeat this minor social faux pas when you find yourself in a similar situation.

FurCreamer Realizes Tumblr is for GIFs

And that, if you’re subscribing to the entire friggin’ Creative Suite, you get Premiere Pro, so why not figure out some excuse to use it? Exporting GIFs from shitty old VHS quality internet clips is probably a tad below its station, but, damn, if it doesn’t work.

Yes, there’s more. Yes, they include the bit with the flying jizz. I am the one posting, after all, and I didn’t pick the clip at random.

Stay tuned.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Evan

FCR [intercom]: Miss Teschmacher!
ET [intercom]: Yes?
FCR [intercom]: Why is there an “Evan” scheduled for an interview today? We create works of genetic art here, Miss Teschmacher, goddesses. We are not some… ugh… male enhancement clinic…
ET [intercom]: (audible heavy sigh) Did you read the rest of the name?
FCR [intercom]: (pause) I fail to see how that is cogent to this conversation.
ET [intercom]: Maybe you should?
FCR [intercom]: (pause) Wood? Well, Miss Teschmacher, I’m as game for a good dick pun as anyone… perhaps more… but that doesn’t change-
ET [intercom]: - The middle-
FCR [intercom]: - Oh Miss Teschmacher, just remembered, I finished bingeing that West-thingie on HBO last night. When are we getting that Dolores hottie in here?
ET [intercom]: (audible sound of a forehead hitting a desk)

I understand Miss Teschmacher is enjoying her raise. Well deserved, I might add.

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Fun Facts: I looked up how to spell Miss Teschmacher correctly.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Daisy

“I don’t want to be typecast.”

“Why would you be- oh, riiiight… Well, one jumbo meatsaber, coming right up- What? Why are you glaring at me?”

It took a little convincing but debuting in Fox Wars: The Force Uncut was a go when I explained she’d be playing the Dark Baroness of the Spunk, dedicated to wiping out the threat posed to galactic order by a rebel force of big boobed bimbos. Because bimbos aren’t good at running galaxy-spanning empires, they lack the proper organizational skills.

Saving the universe with her shiny, new, massive, uncut tool and mind control powers proves a simple task, as bimbo after bimbo falls to her and is left a quivering heap, covered in thick, sticky jizz.

We let her branch out a bit after that, of course. She’s fond of the Planting Daisy series where she tries to fit her cock into a series of fur bound victims volunteers’ pussies. We’re 0 for 45 on that, but she’s a real professional and is always ready to try again…

Grab Me

Hold on one moment, the… ladies… will be right with you.

Sorry, slightly ‘off topic’, but let’s face facts, that coat is fucking awesome… and needs to be awesomely fucked…