Chelsea’s FurJob (Un)Happy Ending

Coyote cuffs get the job done, though, sadly, they are not rewarded for their effort. A travesty, really.

As the previous gifs attest, the fur did most of the work yet got none of the long, steamy streams of spunk that resulted. This is just common courtesy, ladies, please keep it in mind so that you do not repeat this minor social faux pas when you find yourself in a similar situation.

FurCreamer Realizes Tumblr is for GIFs

And that, if you’re subscribing to the entire friggin’ Creative Suite, you get Premiere Pro, so why not figure out some excuse to use it? Exporting GIFs from shitty old VHS quality internet clips is probably a tad below its station, but, damn, if it doesn’t work.

Yes, there’s more. Yes, they include the bit with the flying jizz. I am the one posting, after all, and I didn’t pick the clip at random.

Stay tuned.