Tuesday, December 27, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Evan

FCR [intercom]: Miss Teschmacher!
ET [intercom]: Yes?
FCR [intercom]: Why is there an “Evan” scheduled for an interview today? We create works of genetic art here, Miss Teschmacher, goddesses. We are not some… ugh… male enhancement clinic…
ET [intercom]: (audible heavy sigh) Did you read the rest of the name?
FCR [intercom]: (pause) I fail to see how that is cogent to this conversation.
ET [intercom]: Maybe you should?
FCR [intercom]: (pause) Wood? Well, Miss Teschmacher, I’m as game for a good dick pun as anyone… perhaps more… but that doesn’t change-
ET [intercom]: - The middle-
FCR [intercom]: - Oh Miss Teschmacher, just remembered, I finished bingeing that West-thingie on HBO last night. When are we getting that Dolores hottie in here?
ET [intercom]: (audible sound of a forehead hitting a desk)
I understand Miss Teschmacher is enjoying her raise. Well deserved, I might add.

Fun Facts: I looked up how to spell Miss Teschmacher correctly.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Natalie

NP: You worked on that new bitch, right?
FCR: Contextually speaking, I think I get you, yeah.
NP: Well, new Star Wars movie is out, I think it’s time for a come back.
FCR: Heh, you said cu-
NP: -Shut up and give me a giant dick.
It took a little (more) convincing, but getting Natalie to debut in the Fox Wars sequel was a done deal once a full-length chinchilla fur coat was applied to her freshly grown mega-appendage.

Natalie starred as Dark Baroness of the Spunk’s new hung apprentice, Poundya. After intense meatsaber training (which sounds more scifi than “a crapton of frot scenes”), they embark together to rid the universe of the Bimbo Alliance.

Pondya’s massive high-collared, floor-length black fox cape strikes terror in bimbos everywhere, as they know they’ll soon be vanquished and at the mercy of her most powerful weapon.

(Spoiler alert: it’s her dick.)