I made a thing. After like 20 years, so I think this covers me for the next 20, so enjoy.
Cumming on a Blue Fox Fur Hat
Victim of the PornHub purge. I was not 'verified'.
I made a thing. After like 20 years, so I think this covers me for the next 20, so enjoy.
Cumming on a Blue Fox Fur Hat
Victim of the PornHub purge. I was not 'verified'.
AH: Thanks for the invite.She started out with Furs in Amber, a cerebral, hi-concept fetish series in which she steadily cums on a huge fox coat until it’s completely encased in her thick, chunky cocksnot.
FCR: That 10 seconds you were in Justice League was good enough for me. Now, what you looking for?
AH: You know what they say, we like everything bigger in Texas.
FCR: Oh good, I was looking for 2 “Ems” in a row.As a bit of a double threat, actress and singer, we had to give her a big splashy debut. Turned out we just leaked a video of her testing out her new dick for the first time by fucking the shit out of the pink fox stole and muff Minnie Driver wore in Phantom of the Opera. We dug them up as a little welcome aboard gift for her. She nut buckets on both furs, nothing left but a lumpy white pile after she was done.
ER: Say what?
FCR: Nothing, what can I do for you?
ER: Give me a huge dick.
FCR: You, madam, have come to the right place.
ER: Great!
FCR: Insert cum pun here.
ER: Huh?
FCR: Oh, did I say that out loud?
FCR: Ooo, Miranda.Since Yvonne wanted to stay blonde, we started out with Secret Agent Super Dong. She stars as Sarah Wang, a secret agent assigned to protect sexy intel asset Charlene (played by Victoria J) from a league of bimbos who want to capture and dissect her brain. The twin equine enhanced dickgirls spend more time humping each others’ big fox coats than doing spy work, though.
YS: Ugh, should have known…
FCR: Since we are making… major renovations… a dye job would be pretty easy to tack on…
YS: I’m here for epic dong, not a hair styling.
FCR: Okay…
FCR [humming]: “O Canada”After a minor title rewrite, Evangeline debuted in Sting of the Fur Wasp: Dong, We’re Talking About Her Huge Dong. (Boys in marketing felt the main title was a little too subtle.)
EL: [clears throat]
FCR: Oh, hey, Ant Lady Person!
EL: Your secretary let me in… Think the script says Wasp, but I’m just cashing the check.
FCR: Miss Tessmacher is very helpful. So, looking for a little fall-back after all that MCU residual dries up?
EL: Fuck no, I want to feel the power of a giant wang between my legs and fuck bitches until they beg for mercy. Very, very impolitely.
FCR: What a decidedly non-traditional Canadian attitude. Well, in that case, get on down there and we’ll fix you up with something that’ll put the biggest set of ‘murican truck nuts to shame. Use it in good health.
EL: Fuck yeah.
FCR: I’d say you were trying to change your image, but you’re a little past that now. Going all in, then?FCR Music adds another few platinum records to the wall. FCR Studios still handles the video shoots, and that’s where the real magic happens. By magic, I mean: the generation of dumpsters full of semen soaked fur coats.
AG: Damn straight.
FCR: Fair enough, we can certainly appreciate that.