Sunday, December 28, 2014

FCR Studio Log: Taylor

FCR Studio Log: She said she didn’t have a lot of time, so we gave it to her rather swiftly.

The big coyote fur collar held up pretty well under the strain of so many wads of nut butter. A few of the guys couldn’t help but give blondie’s hair a little extra for their second and third loads.

Dumped her in an alley when we finished up. Not that qualifies as a “break-up,” but we’ve got our fingers crossed for a hit single. She can come back if she wants to do the video for it…

Thursday, September 11, 2014

High Fashion

FCR Studios Log: Getting some high fashion action always pleases the crowd, and the bigger the better. Blasted this stole about 20 times before sending it back down the runway. Think it got better reviews with lumps of thick jizz stuck all over it.

(Guess I owe you some porn after the last post, heh, enjoy)

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Better Fur Coat Cum Cleaning Tips

I know, you’re scrolling down your Tumblr feed and wondering where the hell this came from. Well, slow your roll, this is useful, if not… sexy.

I had posted previously on cleaning tips, where I mistakenly suggested 2 methods. The best method is a combo of both, where it’s a little easier to accomplish with this useful little tool. It’s an “oral syringe”, which is supposed to be used to deliver liquid medicine to mouths. It sucks in fluid, the important bit.

You can find them at the local pharmacy, it’s not some advanced medical device. I got this at the grocery store.

Use it to suck up the “excess” as described in “Option 2” of my original post. Feel free to dump the spunk into any convenient container, the sink works.

Then, apply “Option 1” to break up the rest and just leave the fur “damp” with water. Remember, don’t soak the fur, don’t get the leather wet, you’re just running a wet paper towel over the stain, that’s all.

Read the original post for some of the “nuisances” of the system, but it followed correctly, you should hardly notice you unloaded a mountain of jizz on your fur coat.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Boobs In Blue Fox

FCR Studios Log: Nothing like some big tits surrounded by blue fox for a little “extra” incentive.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Lynda's Red Fox Hat

FCR Studios Log: The bigger the hat, the easier it is to hit. That phrase didn’t make the finals in the studio’s “motto competition”, but it is not any less true. Hosting down that red fox monster with enough jizz to completely ruin it was a very draining experience.

Notes: More fuckery with content aware extensions and face replacement.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Collar Work

FCR Studios Log: Crew decided to focus on only one side of this massive collar to make sure it got everything it so richly deserved.

Notes: Screwed around with the content aware move/extend they enhanced in the new version of Photoshop. Tricky, but for the most part, the results weren’t too bad.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

“Classified Action” - by FurCreamer


Summary: Jim, of "Locker F69" fame, visits the home of a 'motivated seller'. Turns out Miss LaRue's motivations are quite in line with his. Also includes my swipe at Venus in Furs.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Bukkake Blue Fox

FCR Studios Log: Filming in the Land of Bukkake can be tricky, it involves saying “not on her face” a lot.

Still, the ample supply of ball juice does make for a satisfying pile of jizz-soaked coats by the time it’s time to head home.

Friday, June 6, 2014

English Cum Rose

FCR Studios Log: Two of England’s finest in for a thick slathering of cocksnot on some soft fox coats.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Friday, May 30, 2014

Tanya Returns

Tanya returns in new “art” by “me”. Wait, those last quotes weren’t necessary.

You can find the others on my Flickr page, but you have to be registered to see the “good stuff”.

Friday, May 16, 2014

The Goggles, The Do Nothing

FCR Studios Log: The new ones always ask to wear the glasses. Keep telling them they won’t be aiming at her face…

Monday, May 5, 2014

“Adonna’s Adventures in the 86th Century – The Bar Pick-Up” - by FurCreamer

Author’s Note: This one was my attempt at ‘hard’ scifi… pun intended, of course. Includes alien sex, you've been warned. Or you've been sufficiently appraised because fur fetish alien sex is exactly what you were looking for in the first place. Oh, wait, that's just me, isn't it?

Waxy Buildup

FCR Studios Log:  Amazing we got her to hold that same pose so long…

Notes: I do multiple layers anyway, why not get multiple shots out of it?

Friday, May 2, 2014

“Tiffany’s Dreams – Beat the Mitt” -by Furcreamer

Author's Note: This was a stupid idea that ended up being a way too long story. I couldn't effectively figure out how to even remotely suggest the events could happen in real life, thus... it's a dream. While noted trans person Tiffany is doing the dreaming, rest assured she's having a rather hetero time in this particular case.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Silver Fox Salon

FCR Studios Diary: Got some heavy hitters in for our special guest star. Blew so big on those silver fox bitches had to throw them out after just one shoot.

Notes: First attempt at a face swap of my own. If anyone is familiar with the set this comes from, you’ll probably recall the furs were fucking amazing… the women wearing them… eh… not so much.

So seemed like a decent spot to try it, though amusing the absolutely horrible quality of the photos made it harder because I had to add enough noise to the new face to make it blend.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Blue Fox Blasting

FCR Studios Log: The glovejob vid worked okay, though most of the “cast” didn’t want to wait in line to unload on that huge blue fox fur coat.

Monday, April 7, 2014

“Sticky New Year” - by FurCreamer

Author's Note: This story is pretty much random BS with no point at all. Which is notable because there is very little point to anything I write. This stands out as one of the most pointless. It's like 70/30 hetero, so if you're craving more (no homo) dude action, go right ahead.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Caked Crystal

Getting the other guys to line up didn’t take long after the first one blew all over the sleeve of the fox coat after a few strokes. She caught a few more on the sleeves before finally getting a couple to nail each side of the collar.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Golden Isle of Cum

FCR Studios Log: Good shoot. Ten guys unloaded on the collar as instructed, with only a little spillover. Judging by the thickness of the nut, they all took their ‘vitamins’ as instructed.

No doubt there would be some negative feedback because of those stray shots that hit her hair and face.

Left the Golden Isle fox stroller coat in the dumpster behind the location.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

“The Big Fur Hit” - by FurCreamer

Author's Note: Sometimes you just want to read a story about a girl with a big ole peen having messy sex with other people's property. This is that story.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Chinchilla Creamin'

Disaster on set when the so-called “actor” popped about 1 second after the cuff of that chinchilla coat hit his dick. The rest of the crew decided they wanted to find out just how good it was too…

Suffice to say, they did not get the deposit back on the fur rental.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

“Party in the Bathroom” - by Furcreamer

Author's Note: This is it, the debut of perennial favorite Tiffany. It's actually sort of a cameo in an otherwise hetro affair, but... wait for it... she makes a splash!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Hooded Fur Shots

Why get a hooded fur bj if you’re not going to cum on the hood, and everywhere else for that matter…

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

"The Backseat" - by FurCreamer

Author's Note: Oh yeah, this gets the "don't do this" disclaimer. Otherwise, enjoy this entirely fictional affair where property is stolen and destroyed.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Fur Coat Cleaning Tips

There are two ways to do it, basically:

Either way, priority one is: Act Quickly. Don’t let it dry. This applies in all cases. Sure, you just blew your load and you’re feeling kinda lethargic, but the time to act is ‘now.’

Cleaning Option 1: use a damp paper towel to remove most of the “deposits”, then gently use more damp paper towels to help ‘break up’ the semen. The fur will look ‘wetter’, but getting water on it is not a big deal, just don’t soak it down to the leather, that is bad. After you’ve got most of it, use a fine hairbrush on the area, then let it dry. After it’s dry, some of it will still be “stiff”, but you can use your fingers to work out the stiff clumps and it should be “almost” good as new.

Cleaning Option 2: Use a small hose attached to some kind of wet capable vacuum to suck it off. That is basically Pavlo’s method.

I hesitate to mention this, because I personally think it’s gross, but someone pointed out that you don’t really need a vacuum for Option 2 if you have… a straw… and… a desire to consume ejaculate…

I am entirely bereft of the latter.

Monday, February 10, 2014

"Locker F69" - by FurCreamer

Disclaimer: It is with some understanding of the irony that I will say this story is “violent”. Of course, no human being is harmed in it.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Fringe Fucked

They promised not to cum on her face, but couldn’t resist leaving serious nut bombs on that hood. Her face was just collateral damage.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Mink Coat Massacre

Our Story Thus Far:

Lost archival footage of early porn shoots in at a furrier in the 1950s. The short film entitled “Mink Coat Massacre” shows the “sales lady” jerking off the male clientele and directing their copious ejaculations onto the front of her light mink fur coat. She collects six full loads on the front of the coat with accompanying spillage on her sleeve.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"Quickie Theater" - by FurCreamer

Author's Note: Up first on the list of "things you should not do" is this fictional tale of pleasuring one's self in a theater with someone else's property. 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Quality Sales Technique

Janice usually only handled customers solo. Getting the husband to cough up the dough for a new mega fox for the wife usually didn’t require a lot of effort after she was done.

Today wasn’t much different, but she furred off two at once. A couple bored guys waiting for the tall one’s wife to finish window-shopping were ‘finished’ by a matching pair of white fox hats.

The wife walked out with a new floor length blue fox coat, and, Janice knew, she’d be back in a lot for… regular cleanings.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Bad Neighboorhood

When two hung tgirls in big fox fur coats found Tina and her cheap rabbit fur jacket, they decided she needed an excuse to get a much better fur coat.

After shooting two massive, chunky loads on the fur, they needed a little extra relief so they blew two more snot wads onto her hair and face. They snapped a pic of their conquest before leaving her petite ass stranded in a carpark.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Don't Look Behind You

I’ve screwed around with doing fake cumshots in Photoshop over the years but always found the results less than satisfactory. With the latest few attempts, I messed around (pun slightly intended) with applying a “toon” effect at the end. It sorta worked to make the whole thing look more coherent.