FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jaime

FCR: Comfy?
JM: This seems a little much.
FCR: Not for you, my lady. You’ve been a ‘get’ for us for quite some time.
JM: Really?
FCR: Of course, I fell in love with yo- er, the company appreciated your genre work in Warehouse 13. We’ve wanted you on board ever sense.
JM: I see…
FCR: So… yes… Uh… Get, get… on down there.
[pause]
FCR [intercom]: Miss Teschmacher, did that go well?
ET: [intercom]: No.

Purely coincidentally, Miss Murray became a marquee star at FCR Studios.

She headlined the Whorehouse 13 franchise as the super genius shemale madame H.G. (Hung Greatly) Dongs. She and her sexy cadre of hyper-hung operatives cross the globe to recover the world’s most powerful sex toy artifacts and keep them safe from a dangerous cabal of busty bimbos intent on world domination and frilly pink redecorating.

We tried a more… avant-garde production called Jaime Has A Totally Casual Lunch with the FCR Studio President, but… returns were… flat. Still, we’re going for a sequel anyway! Despite what that buzzkill, Miss Teschmacher says.