FJ: I’m pleased you were able to work me in so quickly. I suppose you have worked with previous leading ladies in the series…Thus the third installment in the Fox Wars series introduces elite Imperial Commando Jill Offso. The leader of the personal guard of The Baroness and her apprentice, Poundya, Jill and her thick white fox “armor” alternately enjoys 3-ways with the bosses and dangerous missions behind enemy lines of the rebel Bimbo Alliance.
FCR: We have an… open door policy… for certain genre work.
FJ: Will I have to do a parody? After all my character-
FCR: -Whoops, spoilers. And yes, you will. Don’t worry, we’re not exactly doing shot-for-shot remakes here. Liberties… are taken. Big, meaty, liberties. Speaking of which, lab’s ready for you, head downstairs.
Felicity’s other projects include Felicity Fucks your Fox, where she hunts down online classified listings for good looking, huge fox coats. If the owner is a hot chick, Felicity knocks her out, ties her up, waits for her to wake up, then fucks the coat in front of her until she unleashes a massive nut bomb all over it, destroying it.
Felicity’s very excited about the series and keeps filming new scenes, though someone from legal keeps emailing wanting to talk about it. I keep telling them that all the capital letters and exclamation points are rude.
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