FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jessica

FCR: Bryce, that’s a funny name.
JC: Goddammit.

Okay, so that joke is like 3 years old, but we smoothed it over and got to work on Molly’s Dong. It’s the story of Molly, and her huge dong, using a poker training course for fur-clad bimbos to get her rocks off all over them. It’s pretty much wall to wall fur fucking and bimbo pounding with no plot at all. We’re putting it up for an AVN award.

FurCreamer GIFs: Hot Lesbian Hugs in Fur Action

Or… caps from the 1933 Katherine Hepburn film Morning Glory. Or… both.  Who am I to say?

GIF’ing Notes: Wow, found out having exported a giant library full of DiVX clips years ago was not future proofing for making gifs. Turns out that shit can’t pop into Photoshop or Premiere without converting away from DiVX.

Thus my, admittedly low grade, zeal for turning out a pile of gifs based on that aforementioned library has lessened further.

FurCreamer GIFs Again

One of the oldest things I ever capped, “Sex Secrets of Hollywood Call Girls,” a barely noticeable porno from the age of shitty VHS video. Google can’t even dig up records of its existence. …or I got the name wrong… Either way, the Porno Hall of Fame is not keeping a seat warm for it.

It had some follow-through as the blue fox fur coat on the cover was in the video. Not that it was put to any good use, of course. This is pretty much almost all of it, in handy GIF form.

And yes, it was in color. Fun fact: low-quality caps of already grimy VHS video do not make for small GIFs in full color, even really short ones.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Amber

AH: Thanks for the invite.
FCR: That 10 seconds you were in Justice League was good enough for me. Now, what you looking for?
AH: You know what they say, we like everything bigger in Texas.

She started out with Furs in Amber, a cerebral, hi-concept fetish series in which she steadily cums on a huge fox coat until it’s completely encased in her thick, chunky cocksnot.

Balanced that out with a more conventional series, Amber Fucks some Bimbos, which, as the title suggests, is pretty much her fucking bimbos in huge fox coats.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: J

FCR: Finally. “Do it Like A Dude” is kinda an anthem around here.
JJ: That song is from six years ago, mate.
FCR: We were… busy… listening… to it.

Filming a new video for a song we didn’t even have to create parody lyrics for was job #1. Naturally, we had a lot more to work with to really punctuate the “Grab my crotch” line. Suffice to say, the meatspin effect worked in our favor, and watching her cum like that with a bunch of fox fur video ‘hos around was quite impressive.

Up next is another re-release for “Bang Bang”, because we didn’t have to re-write that one either, and Ariana was happy to pitch in one some video-ho spit-roasting.

FCR Studios Collaboration: Blue Fox Back Blastin’

Model: “I keep hearing some grunts and things behind me… and there’s this… smell…”

FCR: “Nope, don’t notice anything. It’s probably… the wind.”

Model: “There’s no windows in the studio…”

FCR: “I’m bad at this.”

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Brie

BL: I need something befitting a newly minted super-heroine, but also a versatile dramatic actress.
FCR: Super dong with range, no problemo, you… arrived… at the right place.

Screenwriting the debut film for Miss Marvelous Dong required literally minutes of skimming the Wikipedia entry on the subject of the parody, then tossing that all out and building another film around a massively hung superheroine who fucks evil, big-titted bimbos in fur into submission. Yep, ‘nother blockbuster. Know your audience.

Also set up a new franchise where she plays a sexy rock-star in furs who goes around plowing all the hot ex-girlfriends of this insufferable dork who never once appears onscreen. Dick Envy let’s her stretch her dramatic chops, while also (painfully) stretching a ton more pussy.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Mila

MK: Remember me?
FCR: Kinda… Watched a season or two of that 70′s thing.
MK: Show.
FCR: Yeah, you’ll have to show pretty much everything. I mean, it’s porn…

Mila can do a really convincing Ukrainian accent so we cast her as a Russian spy, because it’s porn, not something actually creative. She “interrogates” hot bimbos… with her dick. Because, again… porn.

I know, you’re probably thinking we should have cast her as a teen outcast in a cap. But: nobody likes Meg.

“Formula FCR XL” -by FurCreamer

I did the thing, with the typing, and the keyboard, and the sentences, and the paragraphs.

Disclaimy stuff: Again with the philosophically questionable concept of non-consensual sex with a fur coat. Upside (maybe?) there is a girl inside this time, so maybe I’ve successfully reduced the “questionable” aspect.

Boring stuff: Half the story? Yeah, lot of exposition in this one. Sorry. You can scroll down to the last set of little asterisk thingies (* * *), which probably have a name but I’m too lazy to look it up. After that it is basically sexy-time to the end. Otherwise, enjoy the character descriptions and the vaguely plausible reasons provided for acting like morons.

Summary: A twisted-but-brilliant research scientist’s cure for impotence is a failure in humans until a coincidence reveals the catalyst that makes it work beyond her wildest dreams. (Spoiler alert: It’s a fur coat) (Spoiler Alert: D’uh).

Story Codes: MM/Fur Coat (that’s one you don’t see); M/F (smidgen).

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Taylor

TS: I suppose you’ve heard, new image time.
FCR: Maaaaybe.
TS: I want something… big. You can do that, right?
FCR: Maaaybe.

So, obviously, the first thing out of the gate was the music video for her new, take-no-prisoners single, “I’m Going to Fuck You to Death.” As it was pretty much the culmination of every breakup song she’d ever done, we knew it called for the height of nuance and subtlety.

Legal got wind and informed us pretty quickly that letting her actually kill any of the big boobed bimbos we signed up to co-star in the video would result in an unacceptable amount of paperwork.

So, instead, we had shot her giving her girlfriends huge fox coats, breaking up with them, taking the coat back, and then fucking the coats to death with her huge, quart-sized loads.

The Gangs All Here

All my foxes are back on the premises. It’s funny, having had them loaned out for so long, it’s kinda like getting a pile of new fox coats all at once. That’s a good feeling, heh.

Anyway, I think Eva may be calling it day, so that’s why they’re back with me now. Upside, any other reputable purveyors of pornography who may wish to do some borrowing, let me know.

Group shot:

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Emmy

FCR: Oh good, I was looking for 2 “Ems” in a row.
ER: Say what?
FCR: Nothing, what can I do for you?
ER: Give me a huge dick.
FCR: You, madam, have come to the right place.
ER: Great!
FCR: Insert cum pun here.
ER: Huh?
FCR: Oh, did I say that out loud?

As a bit of a double threat, actress and singer, we had to give her a big splashy debut. Turned out we just leaked a video of her testing out her new dick for the first time by fucking the shit out of the pink fox stole and muff Minnie Driver wore in Phantom of the Opera. We dug them up as a little welcome aboard gift for her. She nut buckets on both furs, nothing left but a lumpy white pile after she was done.

More formally, we launched our first dramatic series with Emmy, looking at the trails of a single horse hung shemale mom, Fiona Gagonher, and her four goth trap drag daughters: Shameless Shemales. It’s mostly about Fiona trying to keep the girls from fucking big-titted bimbos in fur all the time and make something of themselves, while she secretly fucks big-titted bimbos in fur all the time.

“The Ransom Video” Revised & Updated - by FurCreamer

Notes: So, in one of those weird moments of realization, I remembered something I wrote years ago and suddenly wanted to review it. Funny thing, turned out it wasn’t in what I thought was my most complete “official” archive on ye olde hard drive. This alone pissed me off, because now I’m suspicious of what else I’ve lost over the years.

To the rescue: Archive.org’s Wayback Machine

I’m both proud and embarrassed the awesome power of the Wayback Machine is even partially devoted to preserving the existence of my old WordPress blog. Worked like a charm, though. Typo ridden “final” published draft recovered.

Now, reviewed and updated, this small brain fart of a tale makes slightly more sense (internally) and is easier to read without (okay… fewer) gross miscarriages of grammar.

I figure since it’s probably been completely forgotten, it’s almost as good a “new” story.

What Changed: I changed the name of the FBI agent because it wasn’t the least bit interesting at all. I added a couple extra ounces to her backstory, and the circumstances of the theft, principally who was stolen from. The latter may provide fodder for future stories, should I ever write any (Hah!).

Disclaimy stuff: It’s one of my more fetishy tales, in so far as it’s basically “male on fur coat.” The interaction is, and I'm loathed to even mention this, non-consensual. I don’t consider that applicable to inanimate objects, but, it’s about perception, not reality, and reality is, some idiots could perceive it that way.

Not to say that the subject of the tale isn’t illegal. In fact, the very framing device of the story should drive that home. But we’re talking theft and… destruction of property.

Okay, to keep your dashboards clear of a massive text wall, just click through to read on…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Emily

FCR: Fat Dick Bitch?
EB: Goddamn right.
FCR: Right this way…

Great minds, as the saying goes.

Since we already had the script for Fuck, Cum, Repeat in the drawer waiting for Emily to sign up, production started immediately. The Fat Dick Bitch successfully defended humanity from an interstellar fur bimbo invasion force with her primary weapon and an huge black fox fur armored coat. Emily filmed the climactic 20 bimbo submission orgy with over a single night because she felt it needed to be ‘real’ for the ‘art’.

She also really wanted to fuck 20 fur bimbos in one night…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Yvonne

FCR: Ooo, Miranda.
YS: Ugh, should have known…
FCR: Since we are making… major renovations… a dye job would be pretty easy to tack on…
YS: I’m here for epic dong, not a hair styling.
FCR: Okay…

Since Yvonne wanted to stay blonde, we started out with Secret Agent Super Dong. She stars as Sarah Wang, a secret agent assigned to protect sexy intel asset Charlene (played by Victoria J) from a league of bimbos who want to capture and dissect her brain. The twin equine enhanced dickgirls spend more time humping each others’ big fox coats than doing spy work, though.

Swiftly Spunked

Taylor’s impressed with the size of the ball blasts she milks from the horny roadies who complimented her new fox coat. They were particularly eager for some cuff jobs from the fresh soft fox, which quickly resulted in a soggy mess of jizz caked the arms of the big fur coat. While she pumped hard roadie dick with her fur, the rest banged her collar and fluffy pink fox hat until they shot chunky nut all over her.

By the time it was over, she needed to get a new coat from her dressing room, and by then, the boys were all hard again…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Kat

FCR: Sorry about the show. But, your talent was wasted and, bright side, you’re here!
KD: Were the jazz hands really necessary? Anyway… Yeah, need to work out some aggression. Seems like having a giant dick might help.
FCR: I pretty much guarantee that.

Kat debuted in the gritty drama: 1 Rich Super Hung Bitch. She stars as Maxima, the owner of New York’s hottest restaurant, Haus of Nut. The hot, young, fur-clad, bimbo socialite clientele can’t enough of the cocktails thanks to the special ingredient: Max’s thick, steamy spunk.

We also gave her some showcase series work. Kat Coats Your Coats is a “gonzo” series where she visits furriers and pretends to shop until hot sales girls notice her giant bulge. Then she whips it out and unloads all over the nearest rack of new furs, in what, the note from our legal department reminds me to state, is a completely staged affair.

Finally, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put use her as “intended” with the Sullen Goth Teen Has Angry Fur Sex series. Kat pretty much just ad-libs and we’re already up to episode 41.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Evangeline

FCR [humming]: “O Canada”
EL: [clears throat]
FCR: Oh, hey, Ant Lady Person!
EL: Your secretary let me in… Think the script says Wasp, but I’m just cashing the check.
FCR: Miss Tessmacher is very helpful. So, looking for a little fall-back after all that MCU residual dries up?
EL: Fuck no, I want to feel the power of a giant wang between my legs and fuck bitches until they beg for mercy. Very, very impolitely.
FCR: What a decidedly non-traditional Canadian attitude. Well, in that case, get on down there and we’ll fix you up with something that’ll put the biggest set of ‘murican truck nuts to shame. Use it in good health.
EL: Fuck yeah.

After a minor title rewrite, Evangeline debuted in Sting of the Fur Wasp: Dong, We’re Talking About Her Huge Dong. (Boys in marketing felt the main title was a little too subtle.)

Brilliant scientist Hope Prick develops a technologically enhanced yellow and black dyed mega fox coat that allows her to grow the size of her cock exponentially while wearing it.

Hope announces her intent to refine and provide the furs free of charge to any t-girl who wants it, immediately making her a target of a radical bimbo front intent on stealing the technology and using it only for breast expansion. Hope has to fuck her way through all the big boobed henchbimbos until she faces off against their maniacal leader in a showdown of mega dong against mega tit.

Right, you’re broke, I get it. Fine. I’ll eliminate that excuse as well.

Disclaimy shit: I ain’t GIMP support. GIMP isn’t Photoshop, but it’s not MS Paint either. You may need to familiarize yourself a bit with it in general if you’ve never ever tried anything like this before. Google up a few intro GIMP tutorials if you need to get a solid feel for it.

You’ll also need to know how and where to install bushes and plug-ins. I’m sorry, but GIMP didn’t cut the mustard out of the box. Again, Google is your friend. Learning how to deal with crap like that is a hallmark of open source software. If you get too fed up with it, remember: Photoshop, ten bucks a month.

What You Need

GIMP: (Surprise!) Open source image manipulation program. It’s free.

GIMP BrushBox v2: (Optional-ish) Brushes. A solid set of free brushes that work well for painting cum and are used in the tutorial example. Painting jizz with a standard round brush is… disappointing. Like usual on DeviantArt, the subtly-colored download link is on the right column, usually between an ad and a “More from..” section.

GIMP Layer Effects: Plug-In. Various places on the Internet will describe this as adding “Photoshop-like” layer effects to GIMP. This is bullshit, but you’ll use the Drop Shadow effect anyway.

Glass or Bevel: Plug-In. This adds something closer to the required Photoshop hi-gloss bevel effect. Please pay attention to the following statement: SAVE THE FILE WITHOUT THE .TXT EXTENSION. It should look like this in your plug-in folder: “glass_or_bevel_v1.03.py”. (Without the quotes.) If you’ve left .txt, it won’t work. If your Windows Explorer is not set to show filename extensions, it may be hard to to change it until so enabled (or just save the file again and edit the name correctly before hitting save.)

A Metric Fuckton of Patience: Sadly there’s nowhere to download this from currently.

GIMP Tutorial

Presented in order. Tumblr re-naming means that you should probably prep to tap out some relevant numerals of your own when you save them.