Merry Christmas To Me

Well, after recreating 150 some posts by hand on this crappy blog thanks to the great Tumblr porn backstab, I guess I was due for a little luck. Finally got out to hit up an estate sale, mostly just to do some browsing. I kinda messed that up because I ended up with a big fucking pile of furs.

I have to admit, it sounds like Penthouse-forum level "I never believed it could happen to me" BS, but, after spending years cruising eBay, the fact that some people have no idea how to sell furs isn't completely unheard of. Sure, it's rare, but damn, it's great when it happens. Most of my collection is built on lucking across those lost entries with no views and a super low entry bid.

So, yeah, I can only surmise it just happened in real life and I'm sitting on a new pile of furs thanks to it.

Now, before anyone gets too excited, I have to report it's mostly mink with a few other notable goodies in the mix. What I'm getting at is: no fox. I mean, these were normal people and not retiring 80s hookers, so yeah, stood to reason the selection was going to be a bit more "mainstream." In fact, the insanely great deal was mostly why I jumped at it in the first place, considering it lacked my favorite fur.

Now I'm wondering what to do with them all. I'm not really doing much "real life" content these days (or in decades, for that matter), so they're not going to do me much good. Eva's retired so that's out. I'll have to think about it, as it's kinda a shame if they just end up hanging up in my closet forever.

Rebuilding Season

So, back here again. Turns out I can't get the original version of this Blogger blog back because I no longer have the email address I registered it with. I carefully considered the implications of that and realized I don't really care. So, over again, I start.

Since I can't import shit, I'm just recreating content-based posts. Forgive me, oh those two or three people who actually asked questions on Tumblr.

This blog will continue to be as active as it was when it was on Tumblr, so you know, come back every few years to check out that new post or two.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Nicki

Notes: Trying my hand at Photoshop pantie removal. It’s certainly the only way I’ll ever accomplish it, heh.

This means there’s no “vag” version because… what do you think this… a vaginal faking blog?

FCR Studios Collaboration: Some Random Blond

Another DYHTIALS mod, posted without comment, for some strange reason. Consider it an invitation to use your own dirty little minds…

Original can be found here.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Anna

I think this qualifies as a downgrade, heh.

Furs, Swords and Sorcery 3 - by FurCreamer

The wheel of generic fantasy class stereotypes lands on “Barbarian” today. Which is nice, because I don’t have to explain a bunch of made-up fur thaumaturgic principles with mountains of exposition. Barbarian… is tall, and has muscles… and hits people. This one also has big boobs.

I know, totally pioneering stuff here, folks.

On with the show…

Furs, Swords and Sorcery 2 - by FurCreamer

Ugh, “short” was fun while it lasted.

We move on to the sorcery… third… of the title. This one runs longer, but there’s 2 orgasms, one ‘magic’ and shit.

Naturally the caster is totes overpowered, otherwise my generic fantasy world would not be in compliance with generic fantasy world rules.

So, on with the show…

Furs, Swords and Sorcery 1 - by FurCreamer

So I haven’t done much of anything lately, content-generation wise. Distractions abound. One of the more recent of which was falling down the “watch people play DnD online” rabbit hole. If you’re thinking… hey, I need to watch something where the average length of an episode is four hours and there’s thousands of them, then sure, I’d recommend it.

It’s shit for getting anything done, though.

Still, with minor, not-exactly-bardic, inspiration, I dashed off something quick in the whole “fantasy” genre. To be clear, despite the name-check in the intro paragraph, this isn’t any of the various and sundry planes of DnD existence. It’s just “Generic Fantasy Setting #37207647594875243543″… you know, orcs, elves, goblins, short people of a non-infringing variety… I’m not really trying to break new ground, setting wise.

And it’s short! Like, really short. It’s mostly just a cumshot. Because I wrote it, it still manages to be 675 words.

So, without further ado, the entirely truncated adventure of Moonshade Foxsinger, elf ranger, and her escape from an orc camp…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Sofia

FCR: Oh, hey, you have legs!
SB: I’m not a mummy, either.
FCR: I was totally gonna work around that, but, hey, happy coincidence.
SB: Are you always this dense?
FCR: Maybe…

With her original legs and her new big dick, Sofia debuted in Fur Mummy: Not the Tale of a Dominatrix and her Sissy, so Fuck Off Idiot Subs! Marketing felt the title was a little unwieldy, but I felt the need to drive the point home. The Fur Mummy, Foxmanet, whose power to fuck fur bimbos increases the larger the fur coat she wears. She hunts down increasingly enormous fox furs in order to expand her power and eventually… fuck even more fur bimbos. Bit of a repetitive cycle, but she knows what she likes.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jessica

FCR: Bryce, that’s a funny name.
JC: Goddammit.

Okay, so that joke is like 3 years old, but we smoothed it over and got to work on Molly’s Dong. It’s the story of Molly, and her huge dong, using a poker training course for fur-clad bimbos to get her rocks off all over them. It’s pretty much wall to wall fur fucking and bimbo pounding with no plot at all. We’re putting it up for an AVN award.

FurCreamer GIFs: Hot Lesbian Hugs in Fur Action

Or… caps from the 1933 Katherine Hepburn film Morning Glory. Or… both.  Who am I to say?

GIF’ing Notes: Wow, found out having exported a giant library full of DiVX clips years ago was not future proofing for making gifs. Turns out that shit can’t pop into Photoshop or Premiere without converting away from DiVX.

Thus my, admittedly low grade, zeal for turning out a pile of gifs based on that aforementioned library has lessened further.

FurCreamer GIFs Again

One of the oldest things I ever capped, “Sex Secrets of Hollywood Call Girls,” a barely noticeable porno from the age of shitty VHS video. Google can’t even dig up records of its existence. …or I got the name wrong… Either way, the Porno Hall of Fame is not keeping a seat warm for it.

It had some follow-through as the blue fox fur coat on the cover was in the video. Not that it was put to any good use, of course. This is pretty much almost all of it, in handy GIF form.

And yes, it was in color. Fun fact: low-quality caps of already grimy VHS video do not make for small GIFs in full color, even really short ones.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Amber

AH: Thanks for the invite.
FCR: That 10 seconds you were in Justice League was good enough for me. Now, what you looking for?
AH: You know what they say, we like everything bigger in Texas.

She started out with Furs in Amber, a cerebral, hi-concept fetish series in which she steadily cums on a huge fox coat until it’s completely encased in her thick, chunky cocksnot.

Balanced that out with a more conventional series, Amber Fucks some Bimbos, which, as the title suggests, is pretty much her fucking bimbos in huge fox coats.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: J

FCR: Finally. “Do it Like A Dude” is kinda an anthem around here.
JJ: That song is from six years ago, mate.
FCR: We were… busy… listening… to it.

Filming a new video for a song we didn’t even have to create parody lyrics for was job #1. Naturally, we had a lot more to work with to really punctuate the “Grab my crotch” line. Suffice to say, the meatspin effect worked in our favor, and watching her cum like that with a bunch of fox fur video ‘hos around was quite impressive.

Up next is another re-release for “Bang Bang”, because we didn’t have to re-write that one either, and Ariana was happy to pitch in one some video-ho spit-roasting.

FCR Studios Collaboration: Blue Fox Back Blastin’

Model: “I keep hearing some grunts and things behind me… and there’s this… smell…”

FCR: “Nope, don’t notice anything. It’s probably… the wind.”

Model: “There’s no windows in the studio…”

FCR: “I’m bad at this.”

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Brie

BL: I need something befitting a newly minted super-heroine, but also a versatile dramatic actress.
FCR: Super dong with range, no problemo, you… arrived… at the right place.

Screenwriting the debut film for Miss Marvelous Dong required literally minutes of skimming the Wikipedia entry on the subject of the parody, then tossing that all out and building another film around a massively hung superheroine who fucks evil, big-titted bimbos in fur into submission. Yep, ‘nother blockbuster. Know your audience.

Also set up a new franchise where she plays a sexy rock-star in furs who goes around plowing all the hot ex-girlfriends of this insufferable dork who never once appears onscreen. Dick Envy let’s her stretch her dramatic chops, while also (painfully) stretching a ton more pussy.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Mila

MK: Remember me?
FCR: Kinda… Watched a season or two of that 70′s thing.
MK: Show.
FCR: Yeah, you’ll have to show pretty much everything. I mean, it’s porn…

Mila can do a really convincing Ukrainian accent so we cast her as a Russian spy, because it’s porn, not something actually creative. She “interrogates” hot bimbos… with her dick. Because, again… porn.

I know, you’re probably thinking we should have cast her as a teen outcast in a cap. But: nobody likes Meg.

“Formula FCR XL” -by FurCreamer

I did the thing, with the typing, and the keyboard, and the sentences, and the paragraphs.

Disclaimy stuff: Again with the philosophically questionable concept of non-consensual sex with a fur coat. Upside (maybe?) there is a girl inside this time, so maybe I’ve successfully reduced the “questionable” aspect.

Boring stuff: Half the story? Yeah, lot of exposition in this one. Sorry. You can scroll down to the last set of little asterisk thingies (* * *), which probably have a name but I’m too lazy to look it up. After that it is basically sexy-time to the end. Otherwise, enjoy the character descriptions and the vaguely plausible reasons provided for acting like morons.

Summary: A twisted-but-brilliant research scientist’s cure for impotence is a failure in humans until a coincidence reveals the catalyst that makes it work beyond her wildest dreams. (Spoiler alert: It’s a fur coat) (Spoiler Alert: D’uh).

Story Codes: MM/Fur Coat (that’s one you don’t see); M/F (smidgen).

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Taylor

TS: I suppose you’ve heard, new image time.
FCR: Maaaaybe.
TS: I want something… big. You can do that, right?
FCR: Maaaybe.

So, obviously, the first thing out of the gate was the music video for her new, take-no-prisoners single, “I’m Going to Fuck You to Death.” As it was pretty much the culmination of every breakup song she’d ever done, we knew it called for the height of nuance and subtlety.

Legal got wind and informed us pretty quickly that letting her actually kill any of the big boobed bimbos we signed up to co-star in the video would result in an unacceptable amount of paperwork.

So, instead, we had shot her giving her girlfriends huge fox coats, breaking up with them, taking the coat back, and then fucking the coats to death with her huge, quart-sized loads.

The Gangs All Here

All my foxes are back on the premises. It’s funny, having had them loaned out for so long, it’s kinda like getting a pile of new fox coats all at once. That’s a good feeling, heh.

Anyway, I think Eva may be calling it day, so that’s why they’re back with me now. Upside, any other reputable purveyors of pornography who may wish to do some borrowing, let me know.

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