FCR Studios Collaboration: Blue Fox Back Blastin’

Model: “I keep hearing some grunts and things behind me… and there’s this… smell…”

FCR: “Nope, don’t notice anything. It’s probably… the wind.”

Model: “There’s no windows in the studio…”

FCR: “I’m bad at this.”

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Brie

BL: I need something befitting a newly minted super-heroine, but also a versatile dramatic actress.
FCR: Super dong with range, no problemo, you… arrived… at the right place.

Screenwriting the debut film for Miss Marvelous Dong required literally minutes of skimming the Wikipedia entry on the subject of the parody, then tossing that all out and building another film around a massively hung superheroine who fucks evil, big-titted bimbos in fur into submission. Yep, ‘nother blockbuster. Know your audience.

Also set up a new franchise where she plays a sexy rock-star in furs who goes around plowing all the hot ex-girlfriends of this insufferable dork who never once appears onscreen. Dick Envy let’s her stretch her dramatic chops, while also (painfully) stretching a ton more pussy.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Mila

MK: Remember me?
FCR: Kinda… Watched a season or two of that 70′s thing.
MK: Show.
FCR: Yeah, you’ll have to show pretty much everything. I mean, it’s porn…

Mila can do a really convincing Ukrainian accent so we cast her as a Russian spy, because it’s porn, not something actually creative. She “interrogates” hot bimbos… with her dick. Because, again… porn.

I know, you’re probably thinking we should have cast her as a teen outcast in a cap. But: nobody likes Meg.

“Formula FCR XL” -by FurCreamer

I did the thing, with the typing, and the keyboard, and the sentences, and the paragraphs.

Disclaimy stuff: Again with the philosophically questionable concept of non-consensual sex with a fur coat. Upside (maybe?) there is a girl inside this time, so maybe I’ve successfully reduced the “questionable” aspect.

Boring stuff: Half the story? Yeah, lot of exposition in this one. Sorry. You can scroll down to the last set of little asterisk thingies (* * *), which probably have a name but I’m too lazy to look it up. After that it is basically sexy-time to the end. Otherwise, enjoy the character descriptions and the vaguely plausible reasons provided for acting like morons.

Summary: A twisted-but-brilliant research scientist’s cure for impotence is a failure in humans until a coincidence reveals the catalyst that makes it work beyond her wildest dreams. (Spoiler alert: It’s a fur coat) (Spoiler Alert: D’uh).

Story Codes: MM/Fur Coat (that’s one you don’t see); M/F (smidgen).

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Taylor

TS: I suppose you’ve heard, new image time.
FCR: Maaaaybe.
TS: I want something… big. You can do that, right?
FCR: Maaaybe.

So, obviously, the first thing out of the gate was the music video for her new, take-no-prisoners single, “I’m Going to Fuck You to Death.” As it was pretty much the culmination of every breakup song she’d ever done, we knew it called for the height of nuance and subtlety.

Legal got wind and informed us pretty quickly that letting her actually kill any of the big boobed bimbos we signed up to co-star in the video would result in an unacceptable amount of paperwork.

So, instead, we had shot her giving her girlfriends huge fox coats, breaking up with them, taking the coat back, and then fucking the coats to death with her huge, quart-sized loads.

The Gangs All Here

All my foxes are back on the premises. It’s funny, having had them loaned out for so long, it’s kinda like getting a pile of new fox coats all at once. That’s a good feeling, heh.

Anyway, I think Eva may be calling it day, so that’s why they’re back with me now. Upside, any other reputable purveyors of pornography who may wish to do some borrowing, let me know.

Group shot:

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Emmy

FCR: Oh good, I was looking for 2 “Ems” in a row.
ER: Say what?
FCR: Nothing, what can I do for you?
ER: Give me a huge dick.
FCR: You, madam, have come to the right place.
ER: Great!
FCR: Insert cum pun here.
ER: Huh?
FCR: Oh, did I say that out loud?

As a bit of a double threat, actress and singer, we had to give her a big splashy debut. Turned out we just leaked a video of her testing out her new dick for the first time by fucking the shit out of the pink fox stole and muff Minnie Driver wore in Phantom of the Opera. We dug them up as a little welcome aboard gift for her. She nut buckets on both furs, nothing left but a lumpy white pile after she was done.

More formally, we launched our first dramatic series with Emmy, looking at the trails of a single horse hung shemale mom, Fiona Gagonher, and her four goth trap drag daughters: Shameless Shemales. It’s mostly about Fiona trying to keep the girls from fucking big-titted bimbos in fur all the time and make something of themselves, while she secretly fucks big-titted bimbos in fur all the time.

“The Ransom Video” Revised & Updated - by FurCreamer

Notes: So, in one of those weird moments of realization, I remembered something I wrote years ago and suddenly wanted to review it. Funny thing, turned out it wasn’t in what I thought was my most complete “official” archive on ye olde hard drive. This alone pissed me off, because now I’m suspicious of what else I’ve lost over the years.

To the rescue: Archive.org’s Wayback Machine

I’m both proud and embarrassed the awesome power of the Wayback Machine is even partially devoted to preserving the existence of my old WordPress blog. Worked like a charm, though. Typo ridden “final” published draft recovered.

Now, reviewed and updated, this small brain fart of a tale makes slightly more sense (internally) and is easier to read without (okay… fewer) gross miscarriages of grammar.

I figure since it’s probably been completely forgotten, it’s almost as good a “new” story.

What Changed: I changed the name of the FBI agent because it wasn’t the least bit interesting at all. I added a couple extra ounces to her backstory, and the circumstances of the theft, principally who was stolen from. The latter may provide fodder for future stories, should I ever write any (Hah!).

Disclaimy stuff: It’s one of my more fetishy tales, in so far as it’s basically “male on fur coat.” The interaction is, and I'm loathed to even mention this, non-consensual. I don’t consider that applicable to inanimate objects, but, it’s about perception, not reality, and reality is, some idiots could perceive it that way.

Not to say that the subject of the tale isn’t illegal. In fact, the very framing device of the story should drive that home. But we’re talking theft and… destruction of property.

Okay, to keep your dashboards clear of a massive text wall, just click through to read on…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Emily

FCR: Fat Dick Bitch?
EB: Goddamn right.
FCR: Right this way…

Great minds, as the saying goes.

Since we already had the script for Fuck, Cum, Repeat in the drawer waiting for Emily to sign up, production started immediately. The Fat Dick Bitch successfully defended humanity from an interstellar fur bimbo invasion force with her primary weapon and an huge black fox fur armored coat. Emily filmed the climactic 20 bimbo submission orgy with over a single night because she felt it needed to be ‘real’ for the ‘art’.

She also really wanted to fuck 20 fur bimbos in one night…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Yvonne

FCR: Ooo, Miranda.
YS: Ugh, should have known…
FCR: Since we are making… major renovations… a dye job would be pretty easy to tack on…
YS: I’m here for epic dong, not a hair styling.
FCR: Okay…

Since Yvonne wanted to stay blonde, we started out with Secret Agent Super Dong. She stars as Sarah Wang, a secret agent assigned to protect sexy intel asset Charlene (played by Victoria J) from a league of bimbos who want to capture and dissect her brain. The twin equine enhanced dickgirls spend more time humping each others’ big fox coats than doing spy work, though.

Swiftly Spunked

Taylor’s impressed with the size of the ball blasts she milks from the horny roadies who complimented her new fox coat. They were particularly eager for some cuff jobs from the fresh soft fox, which quickly resulted in a soggy mess of jizz caked the arms of the big fur coat. While she pumped hard roadie dick with her fur, the rest banged her collar and fluffy pink fox hat until they shot chunky nut all over her.

By the time it was over, she needed to get a new coat from her dressing room, and by then, the boys were all hard again…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Kat

FCR: Sorry about the show. But, your talent was wasted and, bright side, you’re here!
KD: Were the jazz hands really necessary? Anyway… Yeah, need to work out some aggression. Seems like having a giant dick might help.
FCR: I pretty much guarantee that.

Kat debuted in the gritty drama: 1 Rich Super Hung Bitch. She stars as Maxima, the owner of New York’s hottest restaurant, Haus of Nut. The hot, young, fur-clad, bimbo socialite clientele can’t enough of the cocktails thanks to the special ingredient: Max’s thick, steamy spunk.

We also gave her some showcase series work. Kat Coats Your Coats is a “gonzo” series where she visits furriers and pretends to shop until hot sales girls notice her giant bulge. Then she whips it out and unloads all over the nearest rack of new furs, in what, the note from our legal department reminds me to state, is a completely staged affair.

Finally, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put use her as “intended” with the Sullen Goth Teen Has Angry Fur Sex series. Kat pretty much just ad-libs and we’re already up to episode 41.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Evangeline

FCR [humming]: “O Canada”
EL: [clears throat]
FCR: Oh, hey, Ant Lady Person!
EL: Your secretary let me in… Think the script says Wasp, but I’m just cashing the check.
FCR: Miss Tessmacher is very helpful. So, looking for a little fall-back after all that MCU residual dries up?
EL: Fuck no, I want to feel the power of a giant wang between my legs and fuck bitches until they beg for mercy. Very, very impolitely.
FCR: What a decidedly non-traditional Canadian attitude. Well, in that case, get on down there and we’ll fix you up with something that’ll put the biggest set of ‘murican truck nuts to shame. Use it in good health.
EL: Fuck yeah.

After a minor title rewrite, Evangeline debuted in Sting of the Fur Wasp: Dong, We’re Talking About Her Huge Dong. (Boys in marketing felt the main title was a little too subtle.)

Brilliant scientist Hope Prick develops a technologically enhanced yellow and black dyed mega fox coat that allows her to grow the size of her cock exponentially while wearing it.

Hope announces her intent to refine and provide the furs free of charge to any t-girl who wants it, immediately making her a target of a radical bimbo front intent on stealing the technology and using it only for breast expansion. Hope has to fuck her way through all the big boobed henchbimbos until she faces off against their maniacal leader in a showdown of mega dong against mega tit.

Right, you’re broke, I get it. Fine. I’ll eliminate that excuse as well.

Disclaimy shit: I ain’t GIMP support. GIMP isn’t Photoshop, but it’s not MS Paint either. You may need to familiarize yourself a bit with it in general if you’ve never ever tried anything like this before. Google up a few intro GIMP tutorials if you need to get a solid feel for it.

You’ll also need to know how and where to install bushes and plug-ins. I’m sorry, but GIMP didn’t cut the mustard out of the box. Again, Google is your friend. Learning how to deal with crap like that is a hallmark of open source software. If you get too fed up with it, remember: Photoshop, ten bucks a month.

What You Need

GIMP: (Surprise!) Open source image manipulation program. It’s free.

GIMP BrushBox v2: (Optional-ish) Brushes. A solid set of free brushes that work well for painting cum and are used in the tutorial example. Painting jizz with a standard round brush is… disappointing. Like usual on DeviantArt, the subtly-colored download link is on the right column, usually between an ad and a “More from..” section.

GIMP Layer Effects: Plug-In. Various places on the Internet will describe this as adding “Photoshop-like” layer effects to GIMP. This is bullshit, but you’ll use the Drop Shadow effect anyway.

Glass or Bevel: Plug-In. This adds something closer to the required Photoshop hi-gloss bevel effect. Please pay attention to the following statement: SAVE THE FILE WITHOUT THE .TXT EXTENSION. It should look like this in your plug-in folder: “glass_or_bevel_v1.03.py”. (Without the quotes.) If you’ve left .txt, it won’t work. If your Windows Explorer is not set to show filename extensions, it may be hard to to change it until so enabled (or just save the file again and edit the name correctly before hitting save.)

A Metric Fuckton of Patience: Sadly there’s nowhere to download this from currently.

GIMP Tutorial

Presented in order. Tumblr re-naming means that you should probably prep to tap out some relevant numerals of your own when you save them.

FCR Studios Collaboration: Silver Fox Mall Maul

The studio received a note suggesting the furs we used were “too small” and offering a sample of something more “appropriate.” I called BS, because we had all our mega foxes custom made already, but I figured a few of the ladies wouldn’t mind humiliating some poser in public at the meet location in a nearby mall.

Sophie, Jaime, Emma, and Krysten slipped on our biggest foxes and arrived to find something… amazing. Suffice to say, there were some big tents popping in front of our gal’s furs when the biggest silver fox coat any of them had ever seen appeared. I’d like to say they had a polite chat about where the studio could source more furs like the one the model was wearing… But…

So, various police reports with charges like “indecent exposure” and “lewd public acts” later, the Studio lawyers got all of the mall security footage, not to mention about 50 different cell-phone angles, and it ended up being one of our biggest earners of the year.

The fox certainly earned some of the ladies’ biggest loads of the year. The massive, oversized fur drove them into a sexual frenzy, humping and fucking it until their massive nuts were spewing jizz like firehoses in the middle of the mall concourse.

Felt a little sorry for the janitors on duty that night…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jordana

FCR: Oooo! Lucy Diamond!
JB: Wait… You wanted me because of some indie movie from 2004?
FCR: Totally rooting for you in that. The D.E.B.S. were total squares.
JB: I was in five Fast & Fur-
FCR: Obviously I always kinda like to imagined you had a dick, too. Now we can take care of that.
JB: Um, sure…?

Naturally the first order of business was the quasi-long-awaited, quasi-authorized sequel: Lucy Diamond Destroys the D.E.B.S. with her Dong. Basically just Jordana going full domme bitch on a succession of bolt-on bimbos in custom made fox fur school-girl outfits.

Miss Tessmacher mentioned her involvement in another popular film franchise involving some sort of car chases. I wiki’d it and knocked out a script for her to play a globe totting “extreme” secret agent called xXx who saves the world with her huge uncut cock from an evil organization of bimbos intent on stealing all the world’s fur coats.

Miss Tessmacher suggested I had read the wrong Wikipedia entry, but I countered that this shit wrote itself, so I wasn’t going to sweat it.

Chelsea’s FurJob (Un)Happy Ending

Coyote cuffs get the job done, though, sadly, they are not rewarded for their effort. A travesty, really.

As the previous gifs attest, the fur did most of the work yet got none of the long, steamy streams of spunk that resulted. This is just common courtesy, ladies, please keep it in mind so that you do not repeat this minor social faux pas when you find yourself in a similar situation.

FurCreamer Realizes Tumblr is for GIFs

And that, if you’re subscribing to the entire friggin’ Creative Suite, you get Premiere Pro, so why not figure out some excuse to use it? Exporting GIFs from shitty old VHS quality internet clips is probably a tad below its station, but, damn, if it doesn’t work.

Yes, there’s more. Yes, they include the bit with the flying jizz. I am the one posting, after all, and I didn’t pick the clip at random.

Stay tuned.