Swiftly Spunked

Taylor’s impressed with the size of the ball blasts she milks from the horny roadies who complimented her new fox coat. They were particularly eager for some cuff jobs from the fresh soft fox, which quickly resulted in a soggy mess of jizz caked the arms of the big fur coat. While she pumped hard roadie dick with her fur, the rest banged her collar and fluffy pink fox hat until they shot chunky nut all over her.

By the time it was over, she needed to get a new coat from her dressing room, and by then, the boys were all hard again…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Kat

FCR: Sorry about the show. But, your talent was wasted and, bright side, you’re here!
KD: Were the jazz hands really necessary? Anyway… Yeah, need to work out some aggression. Seems like having a giant dick might help.
FCR: I pretty much guarantee that.

Kat debuted in the gritty drama: 1 Rich Super Hung Bitch. She stars as Maxima, the owner of New York’s hottest restaurant, Haus of Nut. The hot, young, fur-clad, bimbo socialite clientele can’t enough of the cocktails thanks to the special ingredient: Max’s thick, steamy spunk.

We also gave her some showcase series work. Kat Coats Your Coats is a “gonzo” series where she visits furriers and pretends to shop until hot sales girls notice her giant bulge. Then she whips it out and unloads all over the nearest rack of new furs, in what, the note from our legal department reminds me to state, is a completely staged affair.

Finally, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put use her as “intended” with the Sullen Goth Teen Has Angry Fur Sex series. Kat pretty much just ad-libs and we’re already up to episode 41.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Evangeline

FCR [humming]: “O Canada”
EL: [clears throat]
FCR: Oh, hey, Ant Lady Person!
EL: Your secretary let me in… Think the script says Wasp, but I’m just cashing the check.
FCR: Miss Tessmacher is very helpful. So, looking for a little fall-back after all that MCU residual dries up?
EL: Fuck no, I want to feel the power of a giant wang between my legs and fuck bitches until they beg for mercy. Very, very impolitely.
FCR: What a decidedly non-traditional Canadian attitude. Well, in that case, get on down there and we’ll fix you up with something that’ll put the biggest set of ‘murican truck nuts to shame. Use it in good health.
EL: Fuck yeah.

After a minor title rewrite, Evangeline debuted in Sting of the Fur Wasp: Dong, We’re Talking About Her Huge Dong. (Boys in marketing felt the main title was a little too subtle.)

Brilliant scientist Hope Prick develops a technologically enhanced yellow and black dyed mega fox coat that allows her to grow the size of her cock exponentially while wearing it.

Hope announces her intent to refine and provide the furs free of charge to any t-girl who wants it, immediately making her a target of a radical bimbo front intent on stealing the technology and using it only for breast expansion. Hope has to fuck her way through all the big boobed henchbimbos until she faces off against their maniacal leader in a showdown of mega dong against mega tit.

Right, you’re broke, I get it. Fine. I’ll eliminate that excuse as well.

Disclaimy shit: I ain’t GIMP support. GIMP isn’t Photoshop, but it’s not MS Paint either. You may need to familiarize yourself a bit with it in general if you’ve never ever tried anything like this before. Google up a few intro GIMP tutorials if you need to get a solid feel for it.

You’ll also need to know how and where to install bushes and plug-ins. I’m sorry, but GIMP didn’t cut the mustard out of the box. Again, Google is your friend. Learning how to deal with crap like that is a hallmark of open source software. If you get too fed up with it, remember: Photoshop, ten bucks a month.

What You Need

GIMP: (Surprise!) Open source image manipulation program. It’s free.

GIMP BrushBox v2: (Optional-ish) Brushes. A solid set of free brushes that work well for painting cum and are used in the tutorial example. Painting jizz with a standard round brush is… disappointing. Like usual on DeviantArt, the subtly-colored download link is on the right column, usually between an ad and a “More from..” section.

GIMP Layer Effects: Plug-In. Various places on the Internet will describe this as adding “Photoshop-like” layer effects to GIMP. This is bullshit, but you’ll use the Drop Shadow effect anyway.

Glass or Bevel: Plug-In. This adds something closer to the required Photoshop hi-gloss bevel effect. Please pay attention to the following statement: SAVE THE FILE WITHOUT THE .TXT EXTENSION. It should look like this in your plug-in folder: “glass_or_bevel_v1.03.py”. (Without the quotes.) If you’ve left .txt, it won’t work. If your Windows Explorer is not set to show filename extensions, it may be hard to to change it until so enabled (or just save the file again and edit the name correctly before hitting save.)

A Metric Fuckton of Patience: Sadly there’s nowhere to download this from currently.

GIMP Tutorial

Presented in order. Tumblr re-naming means that you should probably prep to tap out some relevant numerals of your own when you save them.

FCR Studios Collaboration: Silver Fox Mall Maul

The studio received a note suggesting the furs we used were “too small” and offering a sample of something more “appropriate.” I called BS, because we had all our mega foxes custom made already, but I figured a few of the ladies wouldn’t mind humiliating some poser in public at the meet location in a nearby mall.

Sophie, Jaime, Emma, and Krysten slipped on our biggest foxes and arrived to find something… amazing. Suffice to say, there were some big tents popping in front of our gal’s furs when the biggest silver fox coat any of them had ever seen appeared. I’d like to say they had a polite chat about where the studio could source more furs like the one the model was wearing… But…

So, various police reports with charges like “indecent exposure” and “lewd public acts” later, the Studio lawyers got all of the mall security footage, not to mention about 50 different cell-phone angles, and it ended up being one of our biggest earners of the year.

The fox certainly earned some of the ladies’ biggest loads of the year. The massive, oversized fur drove them into a sexual frenzy, humping and fucking it until their massive nuts were spewing jizz like firehoses in the middle of the mall concourse.

Felt a little sorry for the janitors on duty that night…

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jordana

FCR: Oooo! Lucy Diamond!
JB: Wait… You wanted me because of some indie movie from 2004?
FCR: Totally rooting for you in that. The D.E.B.S. were total squares.
JB: I was in five Fast & Fur-
FCR: Obviously I always kinda like to imagined you had a dick, too. Now we can take care of that.
JB: Um, sure…?

Naturally the first order of business was the quasi-long-awaited, quasi-authorized sequel: Lucy Diamond Destroys the D.E.B.S. with her Dong. Basically just Jordana going full domme bitch on a succession of bolt-on bimbos in custom made fox fur school-girl outfits.

Miss Tessmacher mentioned her involvement in another popular film franchise involving some sort of car chases. I wiki’d it and knocked out a script for her to play a globe totting “extreme” secret agent called xXx who saves the world with her huge uncut cock from an evil organization of bimbos intent on stealing all the world’s fur coats.

Miss Tessmacher suggested I had read the wrong Wikipedia entry, but I countered that this shit wrote itself, so I wasn’t going to sweat it.

Chelsea’s FurJob (Un)Happy Ending

Coyote cuffs get the job done, though, sadly, they are not rewarded for their effort. A travesty, really.

As the previous gifs attest, the fur did most of the work yet got none of the long, steamy streams of spunk that resulted. This is just common courtesy, ladies, please keep it in mind so that you do not repeat this minor social faux pas when you find yourself in a similar situation.

FurCreamer Realizes Tumblr is for GIFs

And that, if you’re subscribing to the entire friggin’ Creative Suite, you get Premiere Pro, so why not figure out some excuse to use it? Exporting GIFs from shitty old VHS quality internet clips is probably a tad below its station, but, damn, if it doesn’t work.

Yes, there’s more. Yes, they include the bit with the flying jizz. I am the one posting, after all, and I didn’t pick the clip at random.

Stay tuned.

FCR Studios: The Foxing Files 2

We shot the second in our dogging update series at a car dealership full of horny guys who were very happy to see their receptionist swapped out with our blonde hottie in a huge dyed fox fur bolero jacket. They didn’t need a lot of direction to know this thick, soft beauty needed a fresh coat of thick, sticky dye…

Wasn’t long before five or six long cocks were humping away at the deep, thick fur. Most were leaking uncontrollably, leaving wet, slick streaks with each frenzied thrust. Marie hardly had to help much, though she gave few loving sucks and, far more often, some much needed attention with those heavy sleeves. Pretty soon they were shooting off all over the big collar, sending thick bolts of pent-up cocksnot steaming into the fur. The jacket’s collar didn’t survive the wet white onslaught of jizz. It was soaked completely with spunk by the time they were done.

We handed out some complimentary fox hats and boas to give the guys an outlet for their new fetish before shutting down the shoot, and a free three-month subscription to the site! Least we could do.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Victoria

VJ: I launched that bitch’s career! I want a waaaay bigger dick than her!
FCR: Uh… and you are…
VJ: Give me a giant dick, asshole!
FCR: ‘Pissed’ You’re supposed to say-
VJ: Do it!
FCR: Um… Okay, sure, why not?

After a brief trip to Wikipedia, I had a vague idea what just happened. Ultimately, Miss Tessmacher assured me she’s a solid get. Apparently, she can sing, too. She sure does hit the high notes when that cannon goes off on some hot, big-titted bimbo in fur.

We sent Victoria through the hybrid program to ensure her wishes were granted.

Then the first thing we did was pair up with her former co-star on a school musical themed outing: Victoria vs Cat. As the leaders of two rival cliques at a posh Beverly Hills arts school, the ladies fuck over and fuck with each other’s fur-clad posses. It culminates in the ultimate hate fuck orgy between Victoria and Ariana, leaving them both drenched in each others' thick, sticky shespunk on a pile of huge fur coats.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Ariana

FCR: I’d say you were trying to change your image, but you’re a little past that now. Going all in, then?
AG: Damn straight.
FCR: Fair enough, we can certainly appreciate that.

FCR Music adds another few platinum records to the wall. FCR Studios still handles the video shoots, and that’s where the real magic happens. By magic, I mean: the generation of dumpsters full of semen soaked fur coats.

The “Dangerous Shemale in a Huge Fox Fur Coat” shoot required 50 different huge fox fur coats for Ariana as she received blowjob/furjobs from big boobed sub bimbos in a revolving series of scenes that built as the song progressed to the final minute that was nothing but a full minute of nothing but streams of thick jizz flying from her cock to bathe the blondes and their furs.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Karen

KG: I was in the queue before that bowfin scadge.
FCR: Well, if we’re talking about the same… queue, it’s pretty long-
KG: -Shut it ya clatty scrote, and get me a walloper biggerin’ hers.
FCR: Contextually… I think we’re on the same page.

Admittedly she seemed a bit more… intense in person. We poured that into her new role as Dr. Dominatrix. She travels across all of space and time in her Morphing Fur Pleasure Palace and Dungeon (MFPPD) with a bevy of lovely dickgirl companion subs. The good Dr. usually finds herself bravely unfucking dire situations all over the Universe with a lot of hardcore fucking in the MFPPD.

There’s an amusing callback in the series where a hot bimbo in fur says “Doctor who?” and Doctor Dominatrix grabs her and forces her into a sloppy bj while saying “Dominatrix, bitch!” Then she unloads about a pint of thick jizz all over her face and furs.
The t-shirts with the catch-phrase are bestsellers.

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Apologies to any native Scots who read the “transcript” at the top an need to suppress an eye roll. I admit I looked up Scottish insults online and then… played mad libs.

FCR New Releases: Dogging Foxes 43

Marvel at FCR Studios latest “get.”

We put her in a huge silver fox collar, drove her out to a field, and came all over it. (The Dogging Foxes series isn’t exactly plot heavy, so I’m not sure that can be considered a spoiler.) Brie turned out to be a rather enthusiastic cock-sucker and managed to get one load right on her face. (We fired that guy.)

Turns out she decided she liked it, so she’ll be back for a few more installments at a later date. She also signed up for episodes of Foxy Gloryholes, CFNM Fur Salon, and Brie’s Blue Fox Bukkake.

Strangely, we were up to episode 7 of that last series before she even signed a contract with us.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Hayley

FCR: Sorry about all your shit getting cancelled.
HA: Really? That’s very kind of you.
FCR: Well, you’re here now, so… happy coincidence…

We at FCR Studios were more than happy to provide Miss Atwell an opportunity to for steady work, and any suggestion certain favors were called in to assure she was… free… are nothing but scandalous rumor and innuendo. Scandalous.

Fortunately we just happened to have a script ready for her. Agent Ball’her is an action-packed espionage series set in the pre-war ‘30s, featuring Agent Bunny Ball’her. Agent Ball’her is the hung super-spy in 30s mega fox coats tasked with rooting out Axis bimbo infiltrators in the States and around the world.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Jaime

FCR: Comfy?
JM: This seems a little much.
FCR: Not for you, my lady. You’ve been a ‘get’ for us for quite some time.
JM: Really?
FCR: Of course, I fell in love with yo- er, the company appreciated your genre work in Warehouse 13. We’ve wanted you on board ever sense.
JM: I see…
FCR: So… yes… Uh… Get, get… on down there.
[pause]
FCR [intercom]: Miss Teschmacher, did that go well?
ET: [intercom]: No.

Purely coincidentally, Miss Murray became a marquee star at FCR Studios.

She headlined the Whorehouse 13 franchise as the super genius shemale madame H.G. (Hung Greatly) Dongs. She and her sexy cadre of hyper-hung operatives cross the globe to recover the world’s most powerful sex toy artifacts and keep them safe from a dangerous cabal of busty bimbos intent on world domination and frilly pink redecorating.

We tried a more… avant-garde production called Jaime Has A Totally Casual Lunch with the FCR Studio President, but… returns were… flat. Still, we’re going for a sequel anyway! Despite what that buzzkill, Miss Teschmacher says.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Lucy

FCR: Well, pretty is covered, but we don’t do “little” here, so it’s going be really hard to lie about.
LH: I don’t think they’ll want me back.
FCR: Heh, I said really har-
LH: -Focus!
FCR: Ah, right, yes, head on down, lab’s ready.

Had no idea what that show was about, and it certainly wasn’t on my binge watch to-do list, so we debuted Lucy in a flick called Hot Hung Prevaricator. In it, Lucy tells hot, big boobed starlets in huge fur coats that she doesn’t have a giant dick and won’t cum all over their expensive new coats and their cute faces. But that’s exactly what happens! Sure, I thought the premise was a little flimsy, but we’re in production on Hot Hung Prevaricator 27 now.

Based on the success of her first series, we rolled out another series called Lucy’s Hail. That’s just scenes of Lucy furring herself off over groups of bimbos restrained in fur coat bondage.

At the moment I’m working on something a little more substantial: a period piece, Hale to the Queen. After that, I think I’m out of puns.

FCR New Releases: Très Jolie

A very special guest star plays sub for a trio of stiff dommes: Krysten, Katy, and Natalie.

The film is about a famous actress kidnapped to be the sexual plaything of a group of billionaire dominatrixes with giant wangs. Basically, the script was more believable than 50 Shades of Grey, so we went with it.

A few tidbits that’ll end up the commentary track I’ll share now:

We shot the public facial humiliation sequence guerilla style. Turns out no matter how famous you are, it’s really hard to recognize you with most of your face covered in Krysten’s jizz. More bystanders noticed the smell first, since the floor length, oversized blue fox coat and hat she was wearing was about quart heavier from spunk, but still “subtly” camouflaged by the light shade of fur.

Fresh off a major orgasm, Krysten “maintained” for a few minutes into the shoot, but became incredibly aroused again and started ad-libbing orders for Angelina. The script called for them to walk from point A to point B, but Krysten ordered her to start scooping cum off the coat collar and eat it. Then, the attractive blonde at a bus stop got a full handful of drying, marbled jizz smeared across the back of her mink coat as they past. It was only luck she was really bitching someone out on the phone at the time.

After leaving a trail of smeared jizz across many blocks in their wake, the two reached the pick-up point hopped into the van, and, well, you’ll get the results of that as an extra on the BluRay. Took a while to hose it out…

FCR Studios: The Foxing Files 1

FCR Studios announces our take on the “dogging” formula: Foxing. We outfit our “aspiring starlets” in the most lux fox furs and film in daylight! (The bit with the blow-bang seemed okay, so we kept that.)

File 1 is Missy, a French girl who was a little worried about getting spunk in her eyes. We tried to tell her that wouldn’t be an issue, but let her wear the sunglasses anyway. Turns out it wasn’t! The horny bunch of anonymous dongs did their jobs right and unloaded all over the that big soft collar.

We let Missy keep the coat.

So I’ll try to sprinkle in a few more of these “classic style” to keep the original blog “theme” going a bit.  I didn’t completely intend for this to become my “phake shemale blog”.

Not that I mind, of course, I appreciate that people like them. It’s just that going back and posting more “original style” content probably won’t make them happy, just like posting only shemale phakes probably wasn’t super great for some of the people following for the original style content (cum on fur coats, yep, check the subhead). Surprisingly, not everyone likes girls with giant penises. I have learned to accept this.

Anyway, my other option is to create blog #3. But that means asking 1 party to follow it. Which is, though certainly categorized as minor/1st world, an inconvenience. I don’t wish to inconvenience anyone either.

It’s… vexing. Yes. Vexing.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Felicity

FJ: I’m pleased you were able to work me in so quickly. I suppose you have worked with previous leading ladies in the series…
FCR: We have an… open door policy… for certain genre work.
FJ: Will I have to do a parody? After all my character-
FCR: -Whoops, spoilers. And yes, you will. Don’t worry, we’re not exactly doing shot-for-shot remakes here. Liberties… are taken. Big, meaty, liberties. Speaking of which, lab’s ready for you, head downstairs.

Thus the third installment in the Fox Wars series introduces elite Imperial Commando Jill Offso. The leader of the personal guard of The Baroness and her apprentice, Poundya, Jill and her thick white fox “armor” alternately enjoys 3-ways with the bosses and dangerous missions behind enemy lines of the rebel Bimbo Alliance.

Felicity’s other projects include Felicity Fucks your Fox, where she hunts down online classified listings for good looking, huge fox coats. If the owner is a hot chick, Felicity knocks her out, ties her up, waits for her to wake up, then fucks the coat in front of her until she unleashes a massive nut bomb all over it, destroying it.

Felicity’s very excited about the series and keeps filming new scenes, though someone from legal keeps emailing wanting to talk about it. I keep telling them that all the capital letters and exclamation points are rude.

FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Krysten

FCR [intercom]: …no, Miss Teschmacher, why would I have that, I haven’t had a DVD player in years… Wait, she’s walking in now…
FCR: Hi there, my secretary recommen- Oh, wow, you’re amaze-balls hot. Yeah, head right on down, here’s a VIP pass, I’ll ring up the Lab Directorate and get you bumped to the head of the line.
KR: ….

Great leaders listen. While I was only marginally aware of Miss Ritter’s existence, that doesn’t mean she’s disqualified from receiving a comprehensive interview to determine her suitability for participation in our programs. It just so happens she passed with flying colors.

Great leaders also say “amaze-balls” out loud.

Krysten is debuting on our new FCRFlix subscription service in the lead role of our FCR Cinematic Universe tie-in: Jonesing for Jessica’s Johnson. Jessica has the power to continually maintain a massive erection and never run out of cum while fucking bimbo sluts if she wears huge fox fur coats. A bimbo crime-wave threatens to bring the city to its knees, and only the endless streams of jizz from her massive dong can stop it!